Michael Phelps Was Banging A Girl That He Met On Tinder Who Was Born With A Dong

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I’m not sure where “I was actually born with a dick” lies on the list of the worst things your girlfriend could tell you, but it’s probably right next to “I’m pregnant.” It’s a jarring thing to hear, and Michael Phelps recently went through this when his girlfriend, Taylor Lianne Chandler, revealed that she was actually born a dude and was named David Roy Fitch.

Taylor (or is it David?) sat down for an interview with Radar Online, and she said, “I was born with male genitalia with no testicles, but I also have a uterus and no ovaries.” When she became a teenager, she underwent surgery to become a full-blown female and changed her name to Paige Victoria Whitney. How many names do you need in your life? What makes this story even weirder is that the two met on Tinder back in August. I don’t understand big name athletes hitting the Tinder scene. They can usually get any girls they want.

After meeting Phelps, she failed to mention that she was born with a penis during the whole “getting to know each other” stage. Once Phelps entered rehab after a drunk driving incident, Taylor sent Michael an email spilling the beans about her past. Phelps has yet to respond, probably because he’s in denial and is powering through the reality of the situation. She doesn’t expect the relationship to continue once he finishes rehab, saying, “Michael is a brand, and dating someone like me may not be the best thing, I just hope he follows his heart and not what his people tell him.”

[via Radar Online]

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  1. BlackoutBrother

    In a ridickulous situation such as this, I hope he has the balls to cut that shit off with her

    11 years ago at 12:14 pm
  2. Fratmiral Nelson

    [img]http://cdn.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Austin-Powers-thats-a-man.jpg[/img]

    11 years ago at 12:31 pm
  3. allcommission

    If we’re being honest, I’d rather be having a child than fucking someone who used to have a dick

    11 years ago at 12:40 pm
  4. Sleeveless Joe

    Sounds like someone looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Have yet to see a picture of them together. Phelps gets a slam on Tinder, and now he has a clinger.

    11 years ago at 12:48 pm
  5. bignasty

    I’m not dumb but I can’t understand, why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola

    11 years ago at 2:07 pm
  6. Capt. Ron

    Question remains… does the tranny know it was dating a certified tard? And, is that legal?

    11 years ago at 2:13 pm
  7. No. 1 Booty Slappa

    This article shows a remarkable contempt for changing attitudes about gender in this country. Now, I pride myself on finding the humor in almost any situation, but you have failed epically at that task. You make a lot of fun of the moment you find out your slampiece used to have a dick – what about the entire lifespan of someone who was born with both sets of sex organs with no say in the matter? I love TFM, but this piece of “journalism” is shit – if you’re gonna write this, at least have something smart to say.

    11 years ago at 2:32 pm
      1. Fratchelor Pad

        Well if ^^ was born with both sets of sex organs they COULD pull this off.

        11 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. JohnDalyShow

      You are the type of person that I absolutely can’t stand. There are only two sexes – morally, biologically, in every way possible. Also, isn’t the username “No. 1 Booty Slappa” considered highly misogynistic and sexist to a flaming liberal like yourself?

      11 years ago at 4:03 pm