This bottle of bourbon. TFM.

In 1860 the Yankees: produced 97% of U.S. firearms, 94% of pig iron, had more than double the population of the south and about 4 times the number of fighting-age males, had 71% of railroads, produced 17 times more textiles and 30 times more leather goods. There army was more than twice as large. There are instances of battles in which Confederate forces were restricted to three bullets per day, while their Yankee counterparts were required to expend at least 20. Innumerable numbers of Confederate soldiers spent long periods of time without shoes, coats, or sufficient food, and yet we still managed to kill as many of yall as you did of us, and drag you out for four long years. I’d frankly be embarrassed if I were you, cause that level of failure is pathetic.