Middle Schoolers Use Museum Exhibit That Uploads Directly To Youtube To Film Themselves Cussing, Being Idiots
There truly is not much funnier than middle school kids who think they are the shit. I can’t blame them for their undeserved sense of swag, though – I for sure peaked in middle school. I always won the “penis” game, I was in seven of my friends’ Top 8s on Myspace, and I ran the a la carte line in the school cafeteria. And, if I was still in middle school, what these middle school frat stars did is the exact kind of shit I would do.
The Newseum in Washington, D.C. has an exhibit called “Be A TV Reporter.” In this exhibit, museum guests stand in front of a green screen and record themselves reading a pre-prepared news report off of a teleprompter. This report is then uploaded to the museum’s Youtube page for later viewing and social media sharing. This is what the Newseum wants the reports to look like:
Of course, when middle schoolers are given a camera, a microphone, and time, hilarious things are going to happen. The fact that these kids probably had no idea that the videos are uploaded directly to Youtube and set on “Public” might’ve played a factor, too.
Here is a good sampling of the shenanigans. I recommend skipping about 10 seconds into each one to bypass the made-up reporters. Sorry, John Molesky.
Bids all around.
Dear God, if I hear the word “swag” one more time I’m going to punch a baby
10 years ago at 11:12 amMegan definitely did more than sign his yearbook.
10 years ago at 11:26 amThere’s always a fat batman kid with a goober sense of humor.
10 years ago at 11:37 amStreams right to Dorn’s office.
10 years ago at 11:37 amDorn watched Swag McSwagington’s video and took it as an invitation
10 years ago at 11:52 amDrugs in my butt. TotalPikeMove.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmStill the funniest TFM writer
10 years ago at 1:28 pmI liked poop, he might have a future.
10 years ago at 1:51 pmI’m just surprised that Dorn wasn’t listed by name in the Swaggy Mcswaggypants video.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmI appreciate the stunning expose busting the myth of black people being better at dancing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y73oiAaSpr4
10 years ago at 2:01 pm