Mike Pence’s Wife Says He Likes To Get Litty On Friday Nights With A Single O’Doul’s

Socrates Johnson8 years ago

I don’t care where your political allegiance lies; you can’t deny that Vice President Mike Pence is the biggest sack of lame in recent history. Even Mormons look at that guy and question the teachings of Joseph Smith himself.

But just because Pence is very likely an alien masquerading as a human doesn’t mean he hasn’t caught on to human customs like kicking back and relaxing on a Friday night by now. The Veep even has his own little routine.

Just ask his wife Karen, she’ll tell ya! Just like she told her audience at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference.

O’Doul’s and thin-crust pizza! Can you believe this is the same guy who ratted out his fraternity for throwing a kegger? I sure can.

Imagine interrupting Mike during his “me” time. Like Karen tries to get him to clean the dishes or something, and he’s all like, “Not now, mother! My favorite show is on!” Karen bows apologetically while Mike takes a sip of his warm, non-alcoholic beer and smiles ever so slightly as he hears those familiar words, “If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Just like his pizza of choice, that dude is a supreme thin-crust..

[via Twitter/@dmartosko]

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