Mila Kunis Is The New Spokesperson For Jim Beam, Is Still Very Attractive
One of the world’s most notoriously mediocre bourbons just got a little bit sweeter, and it has nothing to do with the formula.
The legendary “once-did-a-ridiculously-hot-lesbian-scene-with-Natalie-Portman” actress Mila Kunis has just been named as a new spokesperson for Jim Beam. I never thought Meg from “Family Guy” would inspire me to buy shitty bourbon, but you better believe the next time I make my way to the liquor store (read: this afternoon) I’ll purchase a handle of that notorious Kentucky devil juice–even if it only increases my odds of having sex with her by .001 percent.
Considering Kid Rock was the last Jim Beam spokesperson I can think of, it’s safe to say hiring Kunis is a huge improvement. To be fair though, a middle-aged balding man with scabies would have been an improvement over the white trash, crusty-headed, “Sweet Home Alabama”-stealing icon of pure filth known as Kid Rock.
I know what you guys came here for, and I’m here to deliver. Here’s Kunis selling you bourbon and looking sexier than any human being should.
[via Time]
I’d make some history with Kunis.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmI’d have sex with her.
11 years ago at 1:53 pmI would totally switch teams for her
11 years ago at 3:14 pmAnd we would all totally watch
11 years ago at 10:05 am
11 years ago at 2:50 pm
11 years ago at 12:23 pmMore of this SFPL. More of this.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmTake a note from GoDaddy. Get someone hot that speaks well, and your company can prosper.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmThis is not a list.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmIn terms of actress casting, they’re really raising the bar that Johnnie Walker and Dewar’s set
11 years ago at 1:09 pmGood job not making a list for once SFPL.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmWhere is KappaKappaKray when you need her?
11 years ago at 2:58 pmJim Beam is very good bourbon. Surprised you even know what bourbon is you vodka drinking commie.
11 years ago at 7:22 pmIt really isn’t though.
11 years ago at 11:48 pmIt’s not very good bourbon. It’s acceptable at best, mediocre when I’m sober. Just like Little Caesar’s is acceptable at best, mediocre when I’m sober.
11 years ago at 7:29 amJim Beam: Drink enough of this shit and everyone will start looking like her
11 years ago at 1:27 am