Miley Cyrus’ Fully Naked Concert (Audience Too) Is A Great Way To Get Accidentally Sodomized
Miley Cyrus is teaming up with The Flaming Lips to put on a completely naked concert – audience included. According to her band’s Instagram, there will also be “white stuff that looks like milk,” sprayed all over the place as part of a shoot for her upcoming music video.
From Maxim:
Miley Cyrus is, in actuality, planning a nude concert with The Flaming Lips where the audience will also be naked. And everyone will be sprayed by milk from some unseen location. Sounds great! No one’s four-pies-in winter body is scared of such an idea, right?
A bunch of naked people smashed up against each other while Miley’s new electronic sound pulsates through the venue? I imagine this thing will quickly dissolve into a massive orgy, whether people are intending to have sex with each other or not.
If this is your cup of tea, I recommend taking a jaw-breaking amount of molly, covering your entire body in a giant condom, and paying close attention to who you stand in front of.
Bring earplugs, too:
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[via Maxim]
Image via YouTube
No, Dorn, this can’t be your boy scout troop’s annual field trip.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmIf you drop molly, you can’t bend over to pick it up
10 years ago at 4:29 pmPretty sure it’s not gonna be an accident if you get sodomized there
10 years ago at 4:38 pmKinda sounds like the Pike house to me
10 years ago at 6:14 pmWhy? Is your mom going to blow every dude at the concert, too?
10 years ago at 3:38 amThe Hogs suck
10 years ago at 6:49 amI’m sorry if you got sodomized at your local pike house, you should contact the administration or the authorities
10 years ago at 9:08 amOr not if your into that kind of stuff
10 years ago at 9:11 amThis is a terrible idea
10 years ago at 4:45 pm*Miley Cyrus plans orgy with horrible music
10 years ago at 4:47 pmYoure not TFMCliffsNotes
10 years ago at 4:54 pmAnd your sister isn’t a whore but she still gives it to me on the daily. Assume the role.
10 years ago at 5:03 pmAssuming the role. TSM
10 years ago at 5:15 pmSwing and a miss.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmFight me, cheesedicks
10 years ago at 2:36 amSomeone has sand in their vagina today
10 years ago at 5:37 amYou bout to get messed up by a girl then
10 years ago at 6:13 amThis is the type of venue that if you were to tell a naked gay guy to get away you’d be in serious trouble
10 years ago at 4:49 pmIf you had told me 8 years ago Miley Cyrus would be spending a lot of time naked in the coming decade I would have been pretty excited about it yet here we are
10 years ago at 4:50 pmIt sucks how gross she is though
10 years ago at 6:33 pmThis can only be the shittiest of shit shows. Drugs can be the only answer.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmI’d be more worried about who I am behind…
10 years ago at 6:22 pmYeah, It’d be a lot worse to be behind someone than to have a huge gay man behind you
10 years ago at 6:38 pmEvery guy at a Mikey Cyrus concert is gay.
10 years ago at 10:45 pm“Well white stuff that looks like milk is being spewed everywhere.” Sperm cannon. TFM.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmThanks for clarifying that for us
10 years ago at 10:30 pm