Manti Te'o Pledge must hold an imaginary hand while walking on campus. TFM.

  1. Dwight D Fratenhower

    This is hilarious. that said, this site is going downhill, and quickly. your programmers are terrible, your writers get less funny with every article, and you wrote a DAMN BOOK instead of putting the focus on why we come to this site: FAIL FUCKING FRIDAY

    12 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      “this site is going downhill”

      People have been saying this every week since we pulled in a small fraction of the traffic we do now. It’s funny.

      12 years ago at 7:22 pm
    2. SPECOA

      If traffic is the only metric by which you guys are measuring success, you’re right. The site isn’t going downhill. You’re never going to run out of douchy try hards to read your shitty content. I read this stuff more out of habit than out of enjoyment, and I’m just waiting around for the next best thing. Fairly positive I’m not alone.

      12 years ago at 8:46 pm
    3. The_ChiIis_Guy

      Hire me Dorn. You will soon see that I am your God, I am your King! Content will flow like the waterfalls of my homeland, endlessly, beautifully, and into large pools of naked women.

      12 years ago at 6:07 pm
    4. The_ChiIis_Guy

      And FYI Dorn, any amount of traffic is a fraction of the traffic you have ever had. Knowing about math. TFM. (But apparently not.)

      12 years ago at 6:10 pm
  2. BONE SKUNK

    I ar with happies pants with new button. I ar can be likes with all my friends.

    12 years ago at 5:03 pm
  3. This is such fucking bullshit. How am I a rushee?? I go back to the “grandfrat” days.

    12 years ago at 5:10 pm
  4. Mr Burgundy

    BACON!!! Where in the TITS in fucking Frat Romance Novel X?!?!?!?!?!?! This load has been building up for weeks and Dorn’s donkey shit he likes to call articles just arn’t cuttin it!

    12 years ago at 6:23 pm
  5. MasterOfTheAOs

    Hey guys my my brother was in this Frat. He said legacies usually get in automatically? Where do I sign my bid card?

    12 years ago at 7:25 pm