This is hilarious. that said, this site is going downhill, and quickly. your programmers are terrible, your writers get less funny with every article, and you wrote a DAMN BOOK instead of putting the focus on why we come to this site: FAIL FUCKING FRIDAY
If traffic is the only metric by which you guys are measuring success, you’re right. The site isn’t going downhill. You’re never going to run out of douchy try hards to read your shitty content. I read this stuff more out of habit than out of enjoyment, and I’m just waiting around for the next best thing. Fairly positive I’m not alone.
Hire me Dorn. You will soon see that I am your God, I am your King! Content will flow like the waterfalls of my homeland, endlessly, beautifully, and into large pools of naked women.
BACON!!! Where in the TITS in fucking Frat Romance Novel X?!?!?!?!?!?! This load has been building up for weeks and Dorn’s donkey shit he likes to call articles just arn’t cuttin it!
Fuck that stupid book and give me Fail Friday
12 years ago at 4:43 pm^
12 years ago at 2:42 pmI blame Dorn for this ranking system.
12 years ago at 4:46 pmDamnit Dorn
12 years ago at 10:14 amThis is hilarious. that said, this site is going downhill, and quickly. your programmers are terrible, your writers get less funny with every article, and you wrote a DAMN BOOK instead of putting the focus on why we come to this site: FAIL FUCKING FRIDAY
12 years ago at 4:55 pm“this site is going downhill”
People have been saying this every week since we pulled in a small fraction of the traffic we do now. It’s funny.
12 years ago at 7:22 pmIf traffic is the only metric by which you guys are measuring success, you’re right. The site isn’t going downhill. You’re never going to run out of douchy try hards to read your shitty content. I read this stuff more out of habit than out of enjoyment, and I’m just waiting around for the next best thing. Fairly positive I’m not alone.
12 years ago at 8:46 pm^This
12 years ago at 12:07 pmThis guy gets it ^
12 years ago at 1:48 pmPretty much exactly this.
12 years ago at 11:56 pm^Pretty much this.
12 years ago at 5:40 pm^The man’s got a point Dorn.
12 years ago at 8:48 pm^^
12 years ago at 9:04 pm^^^couldn’t have said it better
12 years ago at 9:44 pmI like the site. And I love Jesus. BUT I FUCKING HATE SANDALS.
12 years ago at 11:58 am^Speaking of try-hards. I think we found a winner.
12 years ago at 12:44 pmHire me Dorn. You will soon see that I am your God, I am your King! Content will flow like the waterfalls of my homeland, endlessly, beautifully, and into large pools of naked women.
12 years ago at 6:07 pmAnd FYI Dorn, any amount of traffic is a fraction of the traffic you have ever had. Knowing about math. TFM. (But apparently not.)
12 years ago at 6:10 pm^ For the record, he did say small fraction.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmI ar with happies pants with new button. I ar can be likes with all my friends.
12 years ago at 5:03 pmThis is such fucking bullshit. How am I a rushee?? I go back to the “grandfrat” days.
12 years ago at 5:10 pmOr miss tackles while walking through campus
12 years ago at 6:12 pmBACON!!! Where in the TITS in fucking Frat Romance Novel X?!?!?!?!?!?! This load has been building up for weeks and Dorn’s donkey shit he likes to call articles just arn’t cuttin it!
12 years ago at 6:23 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zSf_P38SamY
12 years ago at 6:59 pmWhat is this ranking shit?
12 years ago at 7:17 pmHey guys my my brother was in this Frat. He said legacies usually get in automatically? Where do I sign my bid card?
12 years ago at 7:25 pm