Miserable Yale Feminists Protest Frat Culture With Anti-Valentine’s Day Party
8 years ago

Do you have to be angry 24/7 to be a feminist? I mean, if you walk outside and it’s a gorgeous day with the birds chirping, do you clench your fist in anger because you know somewhere there’s capitalism and heteronormativity going on?

Yale University feminists went on a fun-killing rampage Wednesday by hosting an Anti-Valentine’s Day documentary showing. Yes, even Valentine’s Day should have all the fun juice sucked out of it.

The documentary? “This World: Frat Boys.”

Wait until you see the reasoning posted to the Facebook event page:

Are you going out this Wednesday out of respect a tradition rooted in capitalism and heteronormativity? Or have you slipped through the cracks to suffer the awkward, social consequences of aloneness on Valentine’s? Either way, come celebrate your Wednesday Night at Yale at the Women’s Center, with Engender, for a screening of “This World: Frat Boys.”

OMGGGGGG. That sounds sooooooo much fun. Exactly how I’d want to spend Valentine’s Day. I’m so fucking sad I missed it. I was too busy getting blackout drunk, eating pizza, and playing Fortnite that I must’ve lost track of time. Give Becky my gender-neutral condolences.

There are so many things I keep typing out and deleting so I don’t come off as TOO much of an asshole, but it’s hard.

I guess if you truly want to spend your Valentine’s Days being sad and watching documentaries about frat guys to feel empowered, but not actually doing anything to be empowered, then go for it. In the meantime, I’d prefer enjoying a nice steak dinner with wine and a bedtime blowie.

To each their own.

  2. Rum_n_coke

    This is great and all, but if you go to the “engender” page they have stuff abt trying to make fraternities co-ed. This post is kinda missing the big picture abt this organization

    8 years ago at 4:50 pm
    1. BuschLattesFTW

      And everyone knows the big picture about you being a loser and a virgin

      8 years ago at 4:53 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

        Everyone should listen to this goober. He has refined being a loser and a virgin to an art form. Fucking pussy

        8 years ago at 9:03 pm
      3. jizzrag69v2

        Keep dancing, little boy, maybe someday you’ll stop tripping over your own feet

        8 years ago at 11:21 am
  3. MightBePike

    Feminists would love Peeninator. He isn’t aggressive in real life and would take any of those 0-3’s. Good for him.

    8 years ago at 5:13 pm
    1. thevaginator

      In the span of two days I’ve managed to occupy the entirety of your head, as well as occupy your mom’s asshole. I own you little man. Now take this bait I’m setting and dance for me.

      8 years ago at 6:20 pm
      1. MightBePike

        Here’s the dancin boss! Little late but ey it’s fry day.
        Your head gets filled (with wieners and jizz) on a daily basis so I could care less about occupying the same spot.
        Real estate in my head ain’t worth shit either, you just lost a bunch on that deal. Sad.

        8 years ago at 8:13 am
      3. MightBePike

        Yeah we established that. You noting that I took the bait, and am dancing is like me pointing out that your posts are down voted. It’s like obvious and not really worth pointing out again (and again and again).

        C- props for the “do better” glad the concepts of quality and improvement made it into your head. I know there’s not a lot of room in there what with all the real estate being taken by the dongs of men and of trannies (also props for being inclusive).

        8 years ago at 10:15 am
      5. MightBePike

        Only strong you’re familiar with the the one on the tampons you gotta take out when life comes to fuck you over as it does on such a regular basis.
        Good work on incorporating a new word tho. You’re slow but steady improvement should be encouraging and motivating for you!

        8 years ago at 12:51 pm
      7. MightBePike

        Seems like 2 steps forward, 1 step back. But you’ll get better at this, whether you want to or not, by trying to go up against me so often.

        8 years ago at 9:52 pm
      3. thevaginator

        And you went on a drunk rant about me on this site. I own you little man

        8 years ago at 6:50 pm