Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
14 years ago

Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.

    1. Jonny Yuma

      If they do I still think they are out of their price range…but this is all new to my ears

      14 years ago at 12:06 pm
  4. shady pi

    Y’all are mad because you know it’s true. It’s funny. It’s a joke. Laugh a little for once.

    14 years ago at 11:27 am
  5. BurnindinobonesKA

    The 2 questions I have (other than where are the sandwiches?)

    Hipsters wear sperrys?!? I guess they are so non-important in my daily life I have failed to notice. But, seriously, is that true?

    And when did these 3 girls (sorostitutes or not) have the time to come up with and make this video? They must not be ANYones slampieces, including geeds.

    14 years ago at 4:05 am
    1. Fratlunteer

      Apparently there’s a hipster/skater kid store called Journeys that sells Sperrys…none of the good variates, but Sperrys nonetheless.

      14 years ago at 10:23 pm
  6. Jonny Yuma

    Just think about how many sandwiches she and her gross friends could have made in the time they spent writing such am aggrivating tune!

    14 years ago at 12:08 pm
    1. frat star

      This girl is obviously challenged in the mind. She just ruined any chance of finding herself a proper frat daddy and definitely just lost any worthy friends. It looks like she will be stuck with those rug munching geeds in the background who didn’t even make the cut for a homemade embarrassment posted on youtube. We all know the only reason she made this video is because after her frat dad saw how fat her neck looked in those fake pearls and had one of her sandwiches, she was instantly removed from slammy status. Good luck in life sweetie. You’re going to need it.

      14 years ago at 10:28 pm
  11. GoldBRO Sachs and Co

    It’s ok, the world needs semi-attractive burnout Walmart employees too. If not for them, GDIs might actually have to start shopping in our stores.

    14 years ago at 11:47 pm