Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.
its not my fault you had all your fun getting porked in high school and now every one youre shacked with in college knows you have herpes… we invite sloots like you over to tailgate so we can look at something besides fat bitches who think they can drink beer, dont think we will hook up with you because we (frat gods) are looking for a trophy wife who knows her place, and yes it sometimes is on the futon, more or less, its on the right side of us knowing your place, not speaking out of turn and not attempting to pretend youre good at anything like playing the guitar and mumbling monotone lyrics about something you wish you could be with, keep youre feminist ideals to yourself cause no one gives a fuck
14 years ago at 3:36 amI dont pretend to be good at anything other than making sandwiches and serving fratty light to my frat daddy
14 years ago at 5:12 pmwhy can’t you treat women with respect, you dumb piece of shit, if i caught you in austin treating women like that, the boys and I would fuck your ass up.
14 years ago at 5:53 pmThe boys and you? Cool story internet tough guy.
14 years ago at 5:53 pmand by the way, im not a ‘frat boy’ i am a fraternity man and nothing less, you wouldnt call your country a cunt would you?
14 years ago at 3:37 amI’d call her one.
14 years ago at 3:58 amThat doesn’t even make sense. Calling your fraternity a frat, would be the equivalent of calling your country a count (nobleman or the verb to count).
14 years ago at 5:06 amIt’s phonetic, jackass
14 years ago at 9:53 amGet off total “frat”move .com if you have a problem with it. Or just start drinking professor.
14 years ago at 3:24 pmRayBan, if you can’t understand the comparison of calling your fraternity a frat and calling your country a cunt, you must be in the GDI Hall of Fame. That is the least fratty comment I have ever seen.
14 years ago at 1:47 amSweetheart, if you don’t want to spend the rest of your life in the trailer-park or Jersey shore with some geed I suggest you make another video begging for forgiveness. Then after many blow jobs and sandwich making at a bottom tier house, you might scrounge up a decent living in middle class suburbia.
14 years ago at 3:57 amHipsters in top-siders? Is that a joke?
14 years ago at 9:08 amThat’s no joke, it’s a declaration of war.
14 years ago at 5:00 pmFucking war. I’m initiating operation hipster haze
14 years ago at 5:21 pmso… you mean tuesdays?
14 years ago at 7:01 pmHipsters might be wearing them “ironically.” However, it’s probably tough to hackie sack while wearing them.
14 years ago at 2:45 amhaha…so you mean tuesdays…nice
14 years ago at 10:47 amlesbian
14 years ago at 9:36 amWait, that doesn’t look like the kitchen or laundry room
14 years ago at 11:02 amhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
14 years ago at 7:55 pmShe doesn’t have to stroke my ego just my dick
14 years ago at 11:10 amTook the words right out of my mouth.
14 years ago at 9:35 pmIf you prefer to go to “rad 20 people parties at the Block brah,” were not stopping you. This is a primary example of a girl that couldn’t even get a bid to AXiD here.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmAgreed. I’d love to know which sorority she is apart of…..if she IS in one.
14 years ago at 3:07 pmoh fuck off, there are some tight parties at the block.
14 years ago at 5:49 pmThere is NO way she is a sorostitute. Refusing Yurman? I. Don’t. Think. So. She was right about one thing… she will never receive the MRS because no one will have her after this. Poor thing.
14 years ago at 2:12 pmShe didn’t say she refused it DA, she said she didn’t care how much he got her if he treated her like shit. Pay attention. I agree, better to be with a GDI that treats her right then a Frat boy that’s an ass and treats her like shit.
And before anyone attacks, for the record, my last frat boy tried to kill himself four times when I broke up with him. Not all frat guys are cool.
14 years ago at 3:00 pmAgreed, frat guys are NOT what they seem.
14 years ago at 7:54 pmgofratyourself, i love the name.
14 years ago at 7:58 pmSome frat guys are great, really. Some are just are completely pathetic.
14 years ago at 9:42 pmthe pathetic ones are called geeds. Even if they are in a “fraternity.”
14 years ago at 9:48 pmI agree frattiesburg, but they consider themselves “Fratstars” too. And I know my ex, has been posted on this site, sat in a box for the National Championship game, and has a trust fund, and all the BS people worship on this site.
14 years ago at 12:27 amUnfortunately, there’s douchebags in every walk of life, sweetheart.
14 years ago at 1:37 amWe don’t care about your problems ladies. This is TFM, not Dr. Phil
14 years ago at 12:15 pmIf you sororstiutes wanna whine go the FML not TFM.
14 years ago at 1:25 pmdon’t know what school this is from but ya’ll need to keep those dogs hidden
14 years ago at 2:49 pmTexas, the most wanna be frat that’s actually super liberal school.
14 years ago at 1:13 am