Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
14 years ago

Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.

  2. Leader of Frat Pack

    Please enjoy your degree. You’ll have that and all of your cats with you when you die alone and poor.

    14 years ago at 3:08 pm
  4. pinkplaidandpearls

    Well, at least she took herself out of the running for Mrs. Some people just have different values. I for one value a yacht owning father and the son following in his footsteps.

    14 years ago at 4:35 pm
  5. sopro princecss

    She is so wrong for this… Pastels & Sperry’s are some of the sexiest things a man can wear.

    14 years ago at 5:46 pm
  7. Frat Sinatra

    “Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman.” Fuck yeah. Awesome, brother.

    14 years ago at 7:04 pm
  8. certainly_srat

    why is your youtube name “Ms Fratstar” if you hate fraternity men and the things associated with them? Time to figure it out, sweetie.

    14 years ago at 9:21 pm
  10. Half Black All Bro

    Love to see everyone come together just to haze this dumb broad and her sorostopotamus friends

    14 years ago at 12:11 am