Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
14 years ago

Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.

  3. Stonewall Fratson

    Dear Sorostitute,

    I have a Fratberry not a Iphone.

    I run 8 miles a day, I dont go to the gym because a real man gets his exercise outside.

    Ya my daddy has a yacht but so do I.

    I am Drunk, get over it.

    I will make a lot of money, a lot will go to helping others.

    I am gentleman first, Period.

    You called me a Jerk because I said no, sorry I have standers.

    I have one slampiece, she makes the best sandwiches.

    I yell shit like GOP, SIGMA NU, and AMERICA because I fucken love them all.

    Everyday I wake up with a fucking smile!

    I drink bourbon straight, thats about it.

    I might not remember this tomorrow, but really I do not care.

    I am not a “Frat boy”. I am a Fraternity Man.

    14 years ago at 3:19 am
  8. Texas Fraturday

    She got dumped and is sore about it. I do have to wonder how long it took her to realize that posting this online was a mistake.

    14 years ago at 1:43 pm