Miss California Contestant Has Wardrobe Malfunction, Flashes Tits To The Crowd
11 years ago

I’ve never seen a beauty pageant in person, or on TV for that matter. If I wanted to watch a bunch of girls show off their bodies and look hot, I’d go to a Florida State Delta Gamma pool party. The only thing that could make beauty pageants more watchable is nip slips, and a bunch of them at that. Miss Beverly Hills and Anaheim Ducks ice girl Channelle Riggan understood the importance of this during the 2015 Miss California contest. During the bikini portion, she was strutting her stuff down the runway when her top popped off, exposing her tits for the world to see.

Check it out yourself:

Flawless execution. Her top comes off and she doesn’t miss a beat. Love it, love her. Got to respect the perseverance to keep on going without showing any sign of embarrassment. She must be used to the walk of shame.

She went on to finish fourth in the contest. Chanelle may not have won Miss California, but her sweater puppies show earned her the number one spot in hearts all over the country. Keep ’em coming, Chanelle.

Obligatory bonus pictures:

      2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        But for how long? He’s probably creating a new account as we speak.

        11 years ago at 2:52 pm
      3. Kill_Yourself

        First word: fuck, Pretty easy to understand. Second word: off, really easy to understand. Fuck off.

        11 years ago at 3:57 pm
      5. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        Yes.
        Being blackballed around here is like the Vietnam vet old timers used to say that you weren’t one of the boys unless you had at least two Article 15’s.

        11 years ago at 4:06 pm
      6. TooBusyYachting

        Did you just compare TFM to being in the military during Vietnam? What the fuck is wrong with you?

        11 years ago at 4:15 pm
      7. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        No. I meant it as a reference that you would understand. Half the guys and gals on this site have been balled a few times.

        11 years ago at 4:24 pm
  4. Frock_ltch

    One can only hope that we shall all be so lucky for this to happen to Katy Perry on Sunday.

    11 years ago at 2:04 pm
  6. ASU_FRAT

    “She must be used to the walk of shame”

    I mean she did spend a year or two at Arizona State

    11 years ago at 2:07 pm
  7. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Thanks Boulevard. It’s like you have a sixth sense for what we like to read. Keep up the good work.

    11 years ago at 2:08 pm
      1. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        Look man, if you want quality article we have to give the writers encouragement and positive affirmation. Look what happened to SFPL. He never got one compliment and he gave up writing.

        11 years ago at 2:54 pm
      4. TooBusyYachting

        I bet you also thing we should give participation trophies to the losers and punish those who beat their opponents, all in the name of fairness.

        11 years ago at 7:16 pm
      5. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        No I do not. I’ve watched The Horse Whisperer. These TFM writers and not thoroughbreds of journalism. They are mustangs that have been abused and whipped.
        A different approach is called for.

        11 years ago at 8:26 pm
      6. TooBusyYachting

        I guess sucking their internet dicks is one way to keep from getting balled again…

        11 years ago at 8:29 pm
      7. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        Not too worried about the Ball. I have reinforcements. Tech Guy can’t block prepaid data. The ISP bounces between hundreds of towers per day.
        I just value Greek tradition and don’t want them to fuck it up.

        11 years ago at 8:58 pm