Miss Texas Asks Jordan Spieth On Date In Most Awkward Way Possible At Rangers Game
Damn, it must be nice to be Jordan Spieth.
The two-time major champion and new No. 1 golfer in the world was hanging out at a Texas Rangers game, just minding his own business with his girlfriend, when 2015 Miss Texas Shannon Sanderford used a TV opportunity to ask him out on a date.
It was a pretty bold move. Unfortunately, Sanderford only dug herself into a hole with Spieth. He’s probably tired of getting harassed by hot, famous suitors like Kylie Jenner.
Sanderford will have to get past Spieth’s girlfriend, who is likely and rightfully annoyed of dealing with shit like this. I think she knows that this Miss Texas is by no means a threat. Not that any girl necessarily would be, because she is hot AF.
Just another day in the life of a top professional golfer, I suppose. I would pay big money to live the life of a top PGA pro for a month. Travel the country. Play at the world’s best golf courses. Win tons of money. I can’t think of a better way to spend my days.
Meanwhile, Spieth, who has become a multi, multi-millionaire in the last 12 months, can rest easy now that major season is over. Will the ladies let him relax in peace? That’s probably a different story..
[via MLB.com]
Shut the fuck up Steve
10 years ago at 4:39 pmYeah, shut the fuck up, Steve. Oh, and stop saying Jordan’s girlfriend is so hot. She’s not that great. But mostly, just shut the fuck up.
10 years ago at 5:42 pmShut the fuck up. You too Steve.
10 years ago at 5:50 amB L A C K B A L L S T E V E H O L T
10 years ago at 4:48 pmYou write like she freestyles.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmI just clicked and watched the video, about 30 seconds in I realized this must be Steve Holts doing. My day was going so smoothly too.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmSteve holt that girl has more bars than you
10 years ago at 4:59 pm“Can rest easy now that the major season is over” You ever heard of the FedEx Cup? 35 million reasons he isn’t “resting easy”.
10 years ago at 5:05 pmDid not think you meant that Miss Texas, Holt. And that is the only thing about this that made me laugh.
10 years ago at 8:03 pmAnyone else think this sounds like Boulevard’s writing style, especially the last paragraph? There could’ve been a writer that used the Helmet Stickers/Steve Holt handle and quit, now all the other writers use it for clickbait/easily hateable articles.
10 years ago at 9:07 pmTheory: Steve Holt is TFM fucking with everyone in a genius satire humor ploy to bring traffic to the website. Steve does not have an Instagram or Twitter page and is not listed on Grandex Medias website.
10 years ago at 9:34 pmIf this is true props to TFM for this one, if not sorry I am fucking dumb.
Stop it Steve.
10 years ago at 10:03 pm