VIDEO: Miss Texas USA Throws Worst First Pitch Maybe Ever But Looks Fan-fucking-tastic Doing It
9 years ago

Yesterday, the Houston Astros decided to bring out Miss Texas USA Daniella Rodriguez to the mound to throw the ceremonial first pitch before their game against the Oakland Athletics. It went well.

So close, yet so far. Let’s chalk this one up to the heels. Or just her terrible windup from the get go. Kinda looked like a little leaguer who is taking the mound for the first time in his life with no practice. It doesn’t matter when you look like her, though. She could have dropped the ball in her windup and she’d still look good.

Just an absolute dime.

h/t Busted Coverage

  5. Not Tim Riggins

    Carly Rae Jepsen’s was far worse. That was about two feet short of a Craig Kimbrel slider.

    9 years ago at 10:55 am
  6. Not Tim Riggins

    I wonder if it crossed hers or anyone’s mind that maybe a normal pair of shoes would have helped.

    9 years ago at 10:57 am
      1. Not Tim Riggins

        I did, but with how she is dressed there is clearly a normal chick in there somewhere…It’s not like he wore a mini dress.

        9 years ago at 11:18 am

  7. They should make Baseball 101 for women, oh wait they are all capable and talented, this was merely a subterranean crab person in a human zip suit sent to undermine women.

    9 years ago at 11:02 am
  9. StoryTeller

    There goes my trick of thinking about baseball to make myself last longer than 29 seconds

    9 years ago at 11:08 am
  10. LoveAndHonorKnees

    Where the fuck is Fail Friday? Sorry, I’m just preparing for tomorrow.

    9 years ago at 11:59 am