VIDEO: Miss Texas USA Throws Worst First Pitch Maybe Ever But Looks Fan-fucking-tastic Doing It
Harrison Lee9 years ago

Yesterday, the Houston Astros decided to bring out Miss Texas USA Daniella Rodriguez to the mound to throw the ceremonial first pitch before their game against the Oakland Athletics. It went well.

So close, yet so far. Let’s chalk this one up to the heels. Or just her terrible windup from the get go. Kinda looked like a little leaguer who is taking the mound for the first time in his life with no practice. It doesn’t matter when you look like her, though. She could have dropped the ball in her windup and she’d still look good.

A photo posted by Daniella Rodriguez (@daniellardzz) on Aug 8, 2016 at 5:49pm PDT

A photo posted by Daniella Rodriguez (@daniellardzz) on Jul 11, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT

A photo posted by Daniella Rodriguez (@daniellardzz) on Jun 18, 2016 at 7:39pm PDT

A photo posted by Daniella Rodriguez (@daniellardzz) on May 1, 2016 at 12:34pm PDT

Just an absolute dime..

h/t Busted Coverage

HoneyJack
Please remind the intern that tomorrow is Friday. Friday is the day that Fail Friday is to be posted. Thank you.
9 years ago at 12:31 pm
Dustins Johnson
Almost as hot as Paulina
9 years ago at 1:34 pm
KumNGo
Came for bonus pics and was not disappointed
9 years ago at 2:06 pm
PC Ohio State
And if Houston signed her, she’d be their top starting pitcher.
9 years ago at 2:47 pm
Austin Powders
Love the announcers making excuses for her
9 years ago at 9:30 pm
TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer
Wonder if she puts Vagisil on the ball like Eddie Harris
9 years ago at 11:01 pm