1. Dorns_Dong

      I found the terrorist interrogation scenes in Zero Dark Thirty very easy to masturbate too.

      12 years ago at 9:35 pm
    2. Tommy Gufano

      ^ it’s too bad that no one has made “Dorn’s Black Ass” as an account yet

      12 years ago at 4:46 pm
    1. MDalphaAsian

      I would let her do unimaginable and unmentionable things to me. Also I bet she loves to get titty fucked

      12 years ago at 10:00 pm
  1. JoeBuckYourself

    If I had one night with her I’d say “Hey, do you have to poop?”. She would respond with a concerned “no…” I would then procede to bend her over and suck the poop out of her asshole as she moans with pleasure. I’d then turn her over and slowly spit the poop into her vagina. Then I’d calmly ask “What about now?”, as I walk out of the room.

    12 years ago at 1:31 pm
    1. Tommy Gufano

      ^^ That’s how you know she is the one. I hope I get that special feeling one day.

      12 years ago at 11:24 pm
    2. DixonMason

      first time i have ever had multiple chuckles instantaneously intertwined with each other from this site.

      good job

      12 years ago at 11:56 pm
  2. QuintanaBreeze

    Get used to it kid. She represents what you are about to be in constant pursuit of for the next 30 some odd years or so of your life. By the way Al Roker shit his pants in W’s White House? I’m not buying it.

    12 years ago at 2:11 pm
  3. JamesWestfall

    I bet that’s the same look on her face when ol’ AJ is about to splooge all over it. Good work, kiddo.

    12 years ago at 4:35 pm
  4. itsDallin

    Saw this last night during the game and knew it would be posted today. How many people submitted this, intern?

    12 years ago at 4:46 pm