K here’s the thing. Dorn’s an ugly motherfucker, no two ways about it. Buuuuuut Bacon’s just an asshole and I have a feeling he got blackout way more than Dorn and the nice ladies in Missouri probably balled him for it midway through sophomore spring. So post 2009 neither were probably getting it in on the reg, but Dorn did live in Austin where I assume the girls were sluttier than Dick’s sister post week 7. Even then, however, I’ll give it to Bacon by the skin of his chinny chin chode just because he’s a better writer.
I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to disable comments on Sweetheart of Week but they should be shot. Alexis Johnson has one sweet set of War Mungers, let me tell ya.
First!
13 years ago at 4:59 pmI need a ruling, can you wear Sperrys with a suit?
13 years ago at 8:11 am^ sperrys with a suit. TFTC
13 years ago at 8:34 amYes. Science has confirmed that it is physically possible to wear sperrys and a suit at the same time.
13 years ago at 5:51 pmWould it be funny if I put my pee shooter into a girl’s poop releaser?
13 years ago at 5:02 pm^ this
13 years ago at 5:13 pmIt’s not just funny, it’s encouraged
13 years ago at 6:04 pmWho do you think pulled more ass as an undergrad, Dorn or Bacon?
13 years ago at 6:07 pmNeither
13 years ago at 6:11 pmAs much as i hate him and I hate to say this, but I think it might have been the Intern
13 years ago at 6:48 pmAllen
13 years ago at 12:55 amDefinitely Allen.
13 years ago at 1:30 amHahaha well we know it wasn’t Sasha
13 years ago at 7:21 am^ HAHAHA LOL ROFLCOPTRZ
my son is SO FUCKING FUNNY, mi amigos.
13 years ago at 7:58 amBone Daddy, you’re still alive? I honestly thought you killed yourself.
13 years ago at 8:52 amK here’s the thing. Dorn’s an ugly motherfucker, no two ways about it. Buuuuuut Bacon’s just an asshole and I have a feeling he got blackout way more than Dorn and the nice ladies in Missouri probably balled him for it midway through sophomore spring. So post 2009 neither were probably getting it in on the reg, but Dorn did live in Austin where I assume the girls were sluttier than Dick’s sister post week 7. Even then, however, I’ll give it to Bacon by the skin of his chinny chin chode just because he’s a better writer.
13 years ago at 9:13 amI agree. Not to mention I feel like Dorn would willingly take it in the ass from any athlete.
13 years ago at 11:22 amLET IT OUT MOTHER FUCKER IM TALKING TO YOU!!!!
13 years ago at 6:10 pm^These are the things I can do without, come on
13 years ago at 12:58 pmI don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to disable comments on Sweetheart of Week but they should be shot. Alexis Johnson has one sweet set of War Mungers, let me tell ya.
13 years ago at 6:32 pmI would friend the shit outta her. I would be her gal-pal
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^ fuck yeah. We’d be so fucking platonic.
13 years ago at 9:15 pmTotal Fap Move
13 years ago at 9:58 pmOne of the hottest so far. Her butt wants my pee so bad.
13 years ago at 10:06 amreally not a fan. I’d pass her by for a blonde easily. Blacked out I’d touch but sober I wouldn’t pursue at all.
13 years ago at 1:37 pm^
13 years ago at 1:56 pm^^Your gay is showing
13 years ago at 2:22 pm“Fuck yeah. We’d be so fucking platonic” easily the best comment
13 years ago at 2:26 pmSomebody please remove this joker ^ with his goddamn Spam….Spam. TIcantaffordrealfoodM
13 years ago at 6:06 pmGo Dawgs.
13 years ago at 6:25 pmYou’re a pussy.
13 years ago at 6:47 pmEast beach & Brogens south GA fl weeknd. TFM
13 years ago at 2:36 pm