Today the SEC dropped an investigation of my dad's company for insider trading due to lack of evidence. TFM.

  1. Lucas Fratterson

    Referring to the Securities and Exchange Commission as the SEC on TFM? What is this, amateur hour?

    14 years ago at 12:06 am
  2. Anchors&Pearls

    Not needing to engage in illegal trading to be wealthy… Frat. Insider trading is as NF as evading taxes. Your family must really be hurting fiscally if your father needs to stoop that low. I’ll pray business picks up.

    14 years ago at 12:22 am
    1. Fratesian Dualism

      How is tax evasion NF? It’s just making it harder for the government to steal your money which they use to finance social programs I cannot in good consience support (there are a few exceptions, but make up a relatively small part of the Federal budget.)

      14 years ago at 7:49 am
  3. lololololk

    The coincidence between “SEC,” “lack of evidence,” and the recent ruling on Cam Newton’s eligibility really threw me off.

    Until I noticed the “insider trading”

    14 years ago at 1:06 am
    1. Franklin Howard BRObey

      To SS – They didn’t do anything illegally. Last time I checked, you’re innocent until proven guilty in this country, you commie bastard!

      Getting cleared due to lack of evidence = FaF

      ‘ss’ = NF

      14 years ago at 1:35 pm
  4. fin

    You idiots bridge the gap in logic, to assume this young mans father did indeed do something illegal. However our constitution, that we conservatives hold so dearly to our hearts (and bank statements), does indeed state that we are innocent until proven guilty. Maybe this fraternity brothers father plays on another level? By the way insider trading is FaF! Playing by the rules are what geeds do.

    14 years ago at 1:22 pm
    1. dat

      Agreeed. His dad could just be really fucking good at trading and insider trading is FAF until you get caught

      14 years ago at 1:53 pm
  5. Fratory Blaine

    It’s a fucking double entendre you idiots… it’s supposed to mean both the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Southeastern Conference.

    14 years ago at 6:36 pm