We found this on Reddit with the caption "My brother and I became US citizens today." Welcome to America, you guys. TFM.

    1. Brodysseous

      You’re a dumb motherfucker, this is a country of immigrants retard. They did it the right way. Fuck you, again.

      13 years ago at 7:39 pm
    2. Brodysseous

      immigration is debatable? Try again champ, that’s how we all got here. Unless you are 100% cherokee or some shit, in that case, sorry about the small pox..dick move on our part.

      13 years ago at 11:39 pm
    3. Frat OClock

      Stop with the country of immigrants bullshit. My family got here in the 1700’s. Were they immigrants? Sure. Am I? Fuck no.

      13 years ago at 9:06 am
    1. condescendingfratter

      They’re going at it the legal way and by the looks of it they’re on their way to becoming Patriots. It’s a really good example of what could turn out to be a great American Dream story. I’ll allow it.

      13 years ago at 10:16 am
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ Yeah, for sure. That’s why I ran for the GOP nom, so I could run against him for prez and get to see and hear him talk every damn day. So exciting. I have a boner just thinking about it.

      13 years ago at 4:52 pm
    3. Casey Franthony

      Read up a little bit. He supports Obama now, so fuck you and eat shit, you lib.

      13 years ago at 1:04 pm
    4. Jon M Fratsman

      ^^ Alright, I’ll bite. Link me, if you can, (you can’t, but feel free to try) any article you can find where Jon Huntsman either directly or indirectly endorses Obama. Then after you realize that you’re wrong and that it’s impossible because it literally never happened, eat one million dicks.

      13 years ago at 5:18 pm
  1. Brosheppus

    This is awesome. We’re a country of immigrants, and the best kind of immigrant isn’t just the one who comes here for real American opportunity, it’s the one who says “America kicks ass. Fuck that shithole I came from and everything about it.”

    13 years ago at 11:16 am
    1. TrickleDown

      No it’s not awesome. We’re not a country of immigrants because that is a non sequitor. Sure, in the past we have had immigrant groups come here but they were much more inclined to assimilate than today’s immigrants who live in sheltered, poor communities and overrun white america.

      We already have more unemployed than job openings, so every immigrant here, legal or illegal, makes it that much harder for Americans to get jobs. I see no need to take any immigrants in a bad economy.

      It’s great that these guys love America but that’s not the point.

      13 years ago at 6:19 pm
    2. Lil_Fratty

      ^LOL bruh you a stupid foo! Americans aint tryin to wurk! We got my cuz barack giving out handouts to every1 like me if we aint got no job so why wurk if we get da same resultz from not wurking?

      13 years ago at 7:14 pm
    3. truenorthfratdaddy

      ^your argument is ridiculous, and you clearly don’t know what a non sequitur is.

      13 years ago at 11:00 pm
    4. Danny Devitbro

      “You cannot simultaneously have free immigration and a welfare state.” -Milton Friedman

      13 years ago at 7:28 am
    5. Jon M Fratsman

      Any sexy European bitches are more than welcome to immigrate onto my American flagpole however

      13 years ago at 9:16 am
    6. futureleader14

      Trickledown, you do realize that Albert Einstein, Wernher von Braun, and a host of other great minds have legally immigrated to the US, right? You don’t think they should have been granted US citizenship?

      13 years ago at 2:38 pm
    7. Brosheppus

      TrickleDown, you’re a fucking idiot. I hope an Apache warrior reads your Down’s-fueled diatribe and tomahawks your thick skull open.

      13 years ago at 11:08 am
  2. sterlingmccallister

    I mean they are still technically pledges though right ? RUSH USA

    Ive never even been to fuckin greece

    13 years ago at 1:03 pm
  3. Fratnanimous

    I fucking love America. Baseball, Apple Pie, big titties everywhere, Greek life, titties, College football, the Marine Corps, and titties. God damn this is the greatest country on Earth

    13 years ago at 1:06 pm