Mizzou Wide Receiver Calls Almost Every SEC Member “Average”
12 years ago

Shit yes. Blood has been drawn, and Missouri wide receiver TJ Moe is still holding the bloody knife. I have been begging for some college football news to get us through these next painful few weeks until the opening kickoff, and Moe just gift wrapped this one for me.

SEC Media Days began in Hoover, Alabama today, and new pledge Missouri walked in with their chests out. I remember that pre-hazing ‘chip on the shoulder’ feeling that fall before shit got real. I also remember it’s abrupt demise when the ink on my bid had dried. Okay, here’s exactly what he said:

“It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody,” Moe said. ‘It’s one or two (teams). The rest are kind of … average.”

The pledge has strayed, SEC members.

Average Georgia comes to town in week 2. Should be a fun game. You better buckle that chin strap, chief.

    2. Ron Washington

      ^^You dont ever go full retard.

      Also, your state isn’t part of the South you midwest fuck.

      12 years ago at 11:03 pm
    3. taylorpost

      2nd maybe third. Well either go carolina first georgia second missouri third or carolina first missouri second georgia third.

      12 years ago at 11:04 pm
    5. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      Florida will contend in the east and Tennessee will likely beat mizzou as they finsh 7-5 and go to the liberty bowl

      12 years ago at 11:23 pm
    7. LeaderoftheFratWorld

      Being from Missouri, it’s safe to say we’re the awkward stepchild. The south won’t accept us, because not everyone has a drawl or grows up on a farm, and the north won’t accept us because not everyone is a liberal and some people DO speak with a drawl.

      12 years ago at 2:05 pm
    8. TomFratMoore

      good ol’ nebraska got their shit kicked around by south carolina, and you expect mizzou to do better?

      12 years ago at 3:01 pm
    9. Fratlormade 1858

      ^Are you seriously comparing Nebraska and Mizzou? Completely different programs

      12 years ago at 4:22 pm
    10. Fratent Pending

      Completely different programs meaning what?

      Nebraska=Traditional championship powerhouse (sans last decade)
      Mizzou=poop?

      12 years ago at 7:14 am
    4. SigmaChi482

      Arkansas is Superior to South Carolina. Georgia is better than South Carolina too.

      12 years ago at 10:47 pm
    6. Keep Fay Town fratty

      ^^^^^Arkansas demolished South Carolina. Dont get me wrong, USC is a good team; not just an “average” one, but none of the east teams can compete with the top 4 of the west.

      12 years ago at 11:01 pm
    7. taylorpost

      USC finished with a better record than Georgia and beat them head to head. Also only lost 2 games total last year and finished top 10. They are third for sec imo. Bama lsu and Carolina.

      12 years ago at 11:02 pm
    8. Brovis Love III

      mtsigep: in 49 states USC is Southern Cal and in 49 states Carolina is UNC Chapel Hill. South Carolina is just a sad little institution.

      12 years ago at 12:47 am
    10. USC_ATbrO

      A judge ruled that South Carolina can no longer refer to themselves as “USC”. Only, The University of Southern California may consider themselves “USC”.

      12 years ago at 7:07 am
    11. DrFratlove

      Despite the fact that South Carolina was founded almost a century before Southern Cal. Hell, California wasn’t even a state until 50 years after South Carolina was established.

      12 years ago at 8:28 am
    12. SigmaChi482

      Arkansas is 5-1 against South Carolina in the last 6 years. I’d say we’re doing a bit better than them.

      12 years ago at 8:32 am
    13. PeterGriffin

      ^^And yet Southern Cal remains the real USC and pretty much superior in every category, with the exception of greek life which is obviously more widespread at South Carolina.

      12 years ago at 9:02 am
    14. DrFratlove

      ^^^^For USC_AT,
      http://blog.patents-tms.com/?p=247
      There is an outlined agreement between the two schools saying they are each allowed to use USC. Southern Cal does have a trademark on the acronym, however. The judge ruled against Carolina having a trademark on the interlocking SC, again, that doesn’t mean they are not allowed to use it.

      12 years ago at 9:33 am
    15. Alexander Frat

      After reading all of these comments I’m still chuckling over USC being mistaken for University of Southern California in a SEC story.

      12 years ago at 11:21 am
    16. Will Ferrell

      ^This. I don’t know anyone personally who uses USC in respect to South Carolina, but it doesn’t take a fucking genius to understand context.

      12 years ago at 12:10 pm
    17. Will Ferrell

      Though to his credit, we all will be hearing the three schools Bama, LSU and USC (and by that I mean Southern California) named together quite often this season.

      12 years ago at 12:13 pm
    18. Success

      Ridiculous. There’s always a sneaker team, or 3, that shines. Besides SC can’t beat AU. Mizzou is in for a real surprise. Regardless, the east is the weaker of the divisions.

      12 years ago at 1:10 pm
  6. Diplofrat USA

    I don’t think he really had a shit talking intention here, it was just poorly worded.

    12 years ago at 10:05 pm
  7. Frat Sajack

    I watched TJ Moe haze cornerbacks as a QB in High School, but I mean…it’s not like the SEC has won the past 6 BCS titles…so not buying it…

    12 years ago at 10:05 pm
  9. cleavage

    Being white means he won’t have an NFL career, but Id be surprised if he lasted all season with all those “average” swamp rats of the SEC trying to remove his head every single play.

    12 years ago at 10:09 pm
  10. proudtobeaDSP

    This player’s quote would be pretty accurate if he was just talking about their schedule this year.

    12 years ago at 10:16 pm