Mizzou Wide Receiver Calls Almost Every SEC Member “Average”
Shit yes. Blood has been drawn, and Missouri wide receiver TJ Moe is still holding the bloody knife. I have been begging for some college football news to get us through these next painful few weeks until the opening kickoff, and Moe just gift wrapped this one for me.
SEC Media Days began in Hoover, Alabama today, and new pledge Missouri walked in with their chests out. I remember that pre-hazing ‘chip on the shoulder’ feeling that fall before shit got real. I also remember it’s abrupt demise when the ink on my bid had dried. Okay, here’s exactly what he said:
“It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody,” Moe said. ‘It’s one or two (teams). The rest are kind of … average.”
The pledge has strayed, SEC members.
Average Georgia comes to town in week 2. Should be a fun game. You better buckle that chin strap, chief.
- [via Sporting News]
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12 years ago at 10:02 pmagreed
12 years ago at 10:03 pm^^Well played.
12 years ago at 10:12 pmmotion carried.
12 years ago at 1:20 amYes, quite.
12 years ago at 7:05 amKate Upton’s everything are fantastic. Fact.
12 years ago at 5:43 pmhttp://live.drjays.com/index.php/2012/08/12/kate-upton-poses-in-bed-for-contributor-magazine/
You’re welcome.
12 years ago at 11:35 amMizzou’s gonna go 9-3, 2nd in the East.
12 years ago at 10:03 pmYou’re fucking crazy.
12 years ago at 10:16 pm^^You dont ever go full retard.
Also, your state isn’t part of the South you midwest fuck.
12 years ago at 11:03 pm2nd maybe third. Well either go carolina first georgia second missouri third or carolina first missouri second georgia third.
12 years ago at 11:04 pm^^^^
12 years ago at 11:09 pmFlorida will contend in the east and Tennessee will likely beat mizzou as they finsh 7-5 and go to the liberty bowl
12 years ago at 11:23 pmRon Washington, Missouri fought for the Confederacy. It’s somewhat south.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmBeing from Missouri, it’s safe to say we’re the awkward stepchild. The south won’t accept us, because not everyone has a drawl or grows up on a farm, and the north won’t accept us because not everyone is a liberal and some people DO speak with a drawl.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmgood ol’ nebraska got their shit kicked around by south carolina, and you expect mizzou to do better?
12 years ago at 3:01 pm^Are you seriously comparing Nebraska and Mizzou? Completely different programs
12 years ago at 4:22 pmCompletely different programs meaning what?
Nebraska=Traditional championship powerhouse (sans last decade)
12 years ago at 7:14 amMizzou=poop?
Congrats to Mizzou on being the most geed infested school in the SEC.
12 years ago at 10:04 pmYou are a geed
12 years ago at 10:06 pmYoure a turd sandwich
12 years ago at 10:12 pm^ Can anyone confirm this?
12 years ago at 10:16 pmThat’s a negative chief
12 years ago at 12:21 amNothing says geed like kappa swag
12 years ago at 7:32 amHe’s kind of right though. I would say 3 or 4 though
12 years ago at 10:04 pm^ Yes. Bama, LSU, and USC. The rest are beatable.
12 years ago at 10:29 pmUSC is in the PAC 12 dickweed
12 years ago at 10:32 pm^ lace ’em up “dickweed”. University of South Carolina, aka “USC”.
12 years ago at 10:38 pmArkansas is Superior to South Carolina. Georgia is better than South Carolina too.
12 years ago at 10:47 pmfight on’
12 years ago at 10:56 pm^^^^^Arkansas demolished South Carolina. Dont get me wrong, USC is a good team; not just an “average” one, but none of the east teams can compete with the top 4 of the west.
12 years ago at 11:01 pmUSC finished with a better record than Georgia and beat them head to head. Also only lost 2 games total last year and finished top 10. They are third for sec imo. Bama lsu and Carolina.
12 years ago at 11:02 pmmtsigep: in 49 states USC is Southern Cal and in 49 states Carolina is UNC Chapel Hill. South Carolina is just a sad little institution.
12 years ago at 12:47 am^ Well said.
12 years ago at 2:05 amA judge ruled that South Carolina can no longer refer to themselves as “USC”. Only, The University of Southern California may consider themselves “USC”.
12 years ago at 7:07 amDespite the fact that South Carolina was founded almost a century before Southern Cal. Hell, California wasn’t even a state until 50 years after South Carolina was established.
12 years ago at 8:28 amArkansas is 5-1 against South Carolina in the last 6 years. I’d say we’re doing a bit better than them.
12 years ago at 8:32 am^^And yet Southern Cal remains the real USC and pretty much superior in every category, with the exception of greek life which is obviously more widespread at South Carolina.
12 years ago at 9:02 am^^^^For USC_AT,
12 years ago at 9:33 amhttp://blog.patents-tms.com/?p=247
There is an outlined agreement between the two schools saying they are each allowed to use USC. Southern Cal does have a trademark on the acronym, however. The judge ruled against Carolina having a trademark on the interlocking SC, again, that doesn’t mean they are not allowed to use it.
After reading all of these comments I’m still chuckling over USC being mistaken for University of Southern California in a SEC story.
12 years ago at 11:21 am^This. I don’t know anyone personally who uses USC in respect to South Carolina, but it doesn’t take a fucking genius to understand context.
12 years ago at 12:10 pmThough to his credit, we all will be hearing the three schools Bama, LSU and USC (and by that I mean Southern California) named together quite often this season.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmRidiculous. There’s always a sneaker team, or 3, that shines. Besides SC can’t beat AU. Mizzou is in for a real surprise. Regardless, the east is the weaker of the divisions.
12 years ago at 1:10 pmI don’t think he really had a shit talking intention here, it was just poorly worded.
12 years ago at 10:05 pmTalking shit without actually trying to talk shit. TFM.
12 years ago at 8:50 am^
12 years ago at 12:14 pmTaking shit without actually trying to take a shit. TFTC
12 years ago at 7:17 amI watched TJ Moe haze cornerbacks as a QB in High School, but I mean…it’s not like the SEC has won the past 6 BCS titles…so not buying it…
12 years ago at 10:05 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgrarm3Hg-c , In the words of Ari Gold
12 years ago at 10:07 pmAri Gold.
12 years ago at 9:39 amBeing white means he won’t have an NFL career, but Id be surprised if he lasted all season with all those “average” swamp rats of the SEC trying to remove his head every single play.
12 years ago at 10:09 pm^ This guy gets it.
12 years ago at 10:14 pm^^Jordy Nelson.
12 years ago at 8:53 am^ *Receiver who happens to play with Aaron Rodgers
(see: Welker, Wes)
12 years ago at 12:21 pm^So Jordy and Welker aren’t curently having ‘NFL careers?’
12 years ago at 12:41 pm^ They are, but I think you get my point.
12 years ago at 12:46 pmThis player’s quote would be pretty accurate if he was just talking about their schedule this year.
12 years ago at 10:16 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0KvuVPtJBk
12 years ago at 10:22 pm