Mizzou Wide Receiver Calls Almost Every SEC Member “Average”

Shit yes. Blood has been drawn, and Missouri wide receiver TJ Moe is still holding the bloody knife. I have been begging for some college football news to get us through these next painful few weeks until the opening kickoff, and Moe just gift wrapped this one for me.

SEC Media Days began in Hoover, Alabama today, and new pledge Missouri walked in with their chests out. I remember that pre-hazing ‘chip on the shoulder’ feeling that fall before shit got real. I also remember it’s abrupt demise when the ink on my bid had dried. Okay, here’s exactly what he said:

“It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody,” Moe said. ‘It’s one or two (teams). The rest are kind of … average.”

The pledge has strayed, SEC members.

Average Georgia comes to town in week 2. Should be a fun game. You better buckle that chin strap, chief.

  1. Bro420

    Mizzo really has an outsized impact on the fraternity world solely because of Bacon. Shouldn’t think so highly of themselves.

    12 years ago at 9:31 am
  2. CantFratThis

    I would not say his statement is that out of line . He sure got you sec folks panties in a bunch my god .

    12 years ago at 10:06 am
  3. Bear

    The problem with this TJ kid is he’s looking at teams as individual games. The misery behind an SEC schedule is having to play SEC teams week in and week out. Those “average” teams give you trouble when you’ve been getting your ass hazed for 6-7 weeks.

    12 years ago at 11:48 am
    1. csh1858

      This is the first good argument I have heard as a Mizzou fan. I’ve said numerous times we will get stomped by Alabama this year. And will prob lose others. We won’t be the last place team those, come on.

      12 years ago at 4:09 pm
  4. five_fratpples

    I don’t think he understands it’s going to be playing teams like Oklahoma and Texas week-in and week-out.

    12 years ago at 10:12 pm
    1. yourfavgeed

      yeah. better watch out for the unranked likes of Kentucky, Vandy, Ole Miss, MSU, Tennessee, Florida, and Auburn.

      SEC: top 3-5 great, rest…meh.

      12 years ago at 10:27 pm
    2. five_fratpples

      So you’re putting Georgia, SC, and Arkansas on the top list of SEC teams but not the two teams that have three of the past six National Championships?

      12 years ago at 8:36 am
    3. yourfavgeed

      I no how great yer SEC edumactation is, but the kee werd rite dare was “unranked”, as in, when it comes to UF and Auburn, well, DIS HERE YEAR, THOSE DADGUM SKEWLS AIN’T RANKD MORE THAN A RACOON ON A FERRIS WHEEL ON DA 4TH OF JULY

      12 years ago at 8:46 am
  5. Smokin on Purple

    lmao they are going to get their shit rocked. hope for their sake they get real proud if they beat vandy and UK

    12 years ago at 11:27 am