Mizzou’s Head Coach Wore All Gold Everything And The Players Went Nuts
The old man in Columbia still has it.
Mizzou held its annual “NFL Day” over the weekend. “NFL Day” is apparently a team tradition in which the players can dress however the fuck they want and can celebrate the team’s last practice as they so please.
While the players wore everything from Santa costumes to camouflage, Mizzou head football coach Gary Pinkel brought out an incredible all-gold ensemble complete with metallic gold high top shoes and the players went berserk.
Check out the reaction from number 97, Josh Augusta. You’d think he saw the world’s most exquisite slab of meat with that face. Instead, he was gawking at the incredible gold cruisers on Pinkel’s feet.
The fun didn’t stop after Pinkel’s incredible entrance. The entire practice looked like an absolute blast as the players prepared for their final game of the season.
Mizzou will take on the Minnesota Golden Gophers in the Citrus Bowl on New Years Day, and I’d give just about anything to see ol’ Pinkel pacing the sidelines in those kicks.
If you look closely, Trinidad James’ boner just collided Mars..
Image via YouTube
Bacon went nuts in his pants when he saw this
11 years ago at 4:32 pmIt was much like Dorn does at a young boys swim competition, I would imagine.
11 years ago at 4:39 pmDude has probably been beating the fuck out of his lil bird to this video on repeat.
11 years ago at 9:22 amNumber 97 wants them sneaks.
11 years ago at 4:38 pmMIZ
11 years ago at 4:41 pmZOU
11 years ago at 8:24 amYou know Bacon is jeopardizing his mortgage when they auction this off.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmWhat does your username even mean?
11 years ago at 6:11 pmLooks like a toss up between communist college or community college. Either way it’s NF.
11 years ago at 11:53 pm#97 was trying to keep it cool but inside his reaction was

11 years ago at 5:08 pmNumber 97 is holding back his ghetto/cannabilistic side right there.
11 years ago at 5:39 pmUofM is gonna get fucking killed in this game
11 years ago at 5:56 pmHow good is the DIII program you root for on Saturdays?
11 years ago at 6:10 pmLost their first playoff game a few weeks ago
11 years ago at 8:19 pmFix the damn video player in the app. That is all.
11 years ago at 11:47 pmBogey, you are on point with the articles today. Good job, seriously.
11 years ago at 11:57 pmIf he wore that at a fraternity house it would be considered offensive and racist
11 years ago at 12:50 am