Mizzou’s Marching Band Is Currently Listed As “Nickelback” On Wikipedia
A Nickelback burn is never a bad burn. Quality trolling here by a kansas fan, which is who I assume did this, because they also changed Mizzou’s mascot from Truman the Tiger to Big Jay, the kansas mascot as well as official bird of the Westboro Baptist Church and hating American soldiers.
From the Missouri Tigers football Wikipedia page:
And you know what? Claiming Nickelback is the official band of Missouri fans is not totally inaccurate, as painful as that is to admit. It’s not all that accurate for the student population, per se, but Nickelback’s dry-machine-gears-jammed-by-baby-turtles-and-gravel sound definitely appeals to Missouri’s redneck, t-shirt fans, who I described in detail along with the rest of their SEC counterparts last week. Chad Kroeger’s voice is to getting someone pregnant on an ATV as Frank Sinatra’s is to a romantic night in New York City. It’s pretty much a fact that the last thing you hear before a pontoon boat catches fire on the Lake of the Ozarks is Nickelback’s “Rock Star.”
Well played, kansas. That’s the only time you’ll hear that this fall as your football team collectively bumbles around the field like a blind, newborn foal someone strapped into roller skates after forcing the mare to drink Wild Turkey for the duration of its pregnancy..
I always thought Rush was your state’s marching band.
10 years ago at 5:24 pmBacon would look up the wikipedia page for Mizzou’s marching band.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmOr the Mizzou football page. Go get aids from Lloyd in the maintenance closet.
10 years ago at 9:23 pmMan I sure do miss the “Confess something not frat about yourself” thread on the forums.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmWe could start our own forum?
10 years ago at 7:10 pmWasn’t RedPill working on one?
10 years ago at 7:30 pmJust go join one of those sites and make a TFM forum.
10 years ago at 8:19 pmWe had one. I don’t think it’s up anymore though.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmDon’t hold me to it, but I’ll browse around and see what I can do.
10 years ago at 9:25 pmWell yeah, it would make a hell of a lot more sense if the site you want to discuss had its own damn forums.
10 years ago at 11:59 pmIf you can wait until October/November, there’s one coming down the pipes.
10 years ago at 3:11 amI was the one who actually made the first one. Plan on making a better one soon.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmMarching bands are so frat
10 years ago at 5:36 pmRefusing to capitalize your rival’s name. TFM
10 years ago at 5:39 pmIn abbreviation, it would be kU.
10 years ago at 9:24 pmHandling the burn with grace, Bacon. Good man.
10 years ago at 5:39 pm“as your football team collectively bumbles around the field like a blind, newborn foal someone strapped into roller skates after forcing the mare to drink Wild Turkey for the duration of its pregnancy.”
Indiana employed that seem strategy last year and it seemed to work out decently enough.
10 years ago at 6:04 pmSteveHolt is the Nickelback of Grandex.
10 years ago at 8:23 pmI know one of you went to mizzou. I think you purposely didn’t capitalize the K. Is that you dorn?
10 years ago at 9:11 pmIt’s no surprise the best writer on this site went to Mizzou. #blackballhelmetholt #blackballstevestickers
10 years ago at 9:27 pm