MMA Hottie Has as Much Sex as Possible Before Her Fights
12 years ago

Ronda Rousey is the latest female MMA sensation. She’s also easy on the eyes, hard-bodied, and has a pre-fight routine that involves intercourse. Just a whole mess of intercourse, as she told Jim Rome on his new, more mature content-oriented talk show.

When it came to the topic of sex before fights, Ronda gave a similar briefing to Rome as the one she gave on the Conan O’Brien show earlier this year. “For girls its raises your testosterone so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight actually,” Rousey explained to her fellow SoCal native. “Not with like, everybody. I don’t put out Craigslist’s ads or anything. If I got a steady I’m gonna be like, ‘Yo, fight time’s coming up,”‘ Rousey continued.

I bet whoever has to handle that woman in the sack on fight day comes away feeling like he just went toe-to-toe with ’90s Mike Tyson for a few rounds. Dude’s got to be in shape.

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  2. fratmydickbitch

    I totally went on a look for pictures and totally ruined it for myself. I should have listened and let you taken care of me.

    Love,
    PussyPunch Heyzeus

    12 years ago at 1:20 pm
  6. Douglas MacArthur

    Dorn, would you rather host a TFM commenter party at your house or be forced to listen to Yoko Ono performing Beatle’s cover songs for hours on end?

    12 years ago at 1:34 pm
    3. Dorns_Dong

      ^^ Why do you answer his would you rather and not mine? Stop being such a little bitch, Dorn.

      12 years ago at 2:01 pm
    4. Dillon Cheverere

      Don’t know what you’re talking about, Dong. I don’t see every comment.

      12 years ago at 2:10 pm
    5. Douglas MacArthur

      ^^ He probably read yours but his alzheimer’s leaves his memory spotty. But really Dorn, with all your detractors you wouldn’t be lacking material for that column.

      12 years ago at 2:25 pm
    6. ice cold frat

      ^ He wouldn’t be writing it. Dorn is having superwayne and me on a third wheelin’ date which for him is, at best, suicidal.

      12 years ago at 3:06 pm
    7. Dorns_Dong

      Now that I have your undivided attention, Dorn, here it is: Dorn, would you rather snowball Blackzilla’s (Shane Diesel) man juice with Bacon, or rim Warren Sapp in his prime immediately following a football game for 15 minutes?

      12 years ago at 3:10 pm
    9. Dillon Cheverere

      I don’t know what snowballing man juice is and I’ve never heard of Shane Diesel, but I’ll take my chances on that over rimming Warren Sapp. At least I’ll have Bacon there to talk me through it.

      12 years ago at 3:32 pm
    12. Dillon Cheverere

      Tough choices there, man. Is this Shane guy at least a good-looking fella?

      12 years ago at 5:25 pm
    13. Douglas MacArthur

      via gamelink.com: “Southern California resident Shane Diesel’s massive 10-inch prick, made even more impressive by its eight-inch circumference, has made him the champion of the gonzo set. Former physical fitness trainer Shane Diesel got into porn after entering a “Big Cock Contest” through a classified ad in a magazine. Naturally, sporting a johnson the size of an attack submarine, he won, and this chocolate god has been burning up the blue screen with his big black cock ever since. All that meat, and he’s reputed to be a really nice guy, too!”

      12 years ago at 5:43 pm
  8. PhiTauRaaaager

    I am sick and tired of glorifying female athletes and hailing them as tens when they are sixes at best.

    12 years ago at 5:30 pm
  9. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Pretty much any guy that gets in her crosshairs is in for a serious rape session, and they get to be the rapee.

    12 years ago at 11:24 pm
    1. General frATOn

      Can’t rape the willing. Just as long as she doesn’t punch me in the nads, it should be alright.

      12 years ago at 1:13 pm
    2. FRATlantic Gentleman

      ^So you’re saying you’d let her hammer-fist your face while she rides you?

      12 years ago at 9:31 pm