Monday Morning Bump: Now or Never

Ross Bolen8 years ago

Wake up you fresh-faced fuck. It’s time to kick ass and take names. Somewhere out there in the world is a kid that would saw off one of his legs for the opportunities you’ve been given. Any dumbass can be born into great fortune with the world at his fingertips; it’s what you do with your circumstances that defines your legacy as a man. Rise up and prosper, youngin’. Write your name all over today. Have no regrets when you close your eyes at bedtime tonight.

Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.

It’s times like these, when controversy, negativity and uncertainty reign, that great men are molded. Will you rise to the top, or be part of the rubble? Approach this day as a challenge from God himself to see what you’re made of. Don’t just go through the motions. Show some fucking initiative. Bring some energy, bitch. Throw your weight around. If the day comes and goes and you’ve done nothing to better yourself and those around you, what was the point? You’ve got breath in your lungs, money in your bank account, and testicles in your nutsack. Use all of that to dominate.

Take nothing for granted, dudes. Since you were just a little piece of shit kid, people have been telling you these years in college would be the best of your life. Make sure you’re doing everything you can to make that the truth. Sack up and ride out..

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