***Background on my name***
When I was a child people called me Georgie or gimp or limp dick. When I was at DeVry people called me Georgeen and still sometimes limp dick. Now they refer to me as a Proud DeVry Alum or fuckstick. Thanks y’all now you know some of my history. BTW They call me limp dick because I once fucked a girl with a limp penis. She liked it (that’s what she told me anyways) and then proceeded to tell all my friends. The world is a cruel place.
***End of history lesson***
Just in case anyone has forgotten and needs a reminder: A rich, older white man must occupy the White House at all times. (See 2008-2012 for clarification as to why if confused)
Adjust for Medicare, our top tax bracket will be around 43.4% and when the Bush tax cuts run out, dividends will be taxed at the same amount — almost triple what they are taxed at today. This is fucking ludicrous, DPAD will come back to relevance, and naagers will be living off welfare instead of us using them for trap and skeet type sports.
FIRST
13 years ago at 1:37 pm^You make me so damn proud.
13 years ago at 1:54 pmFirstpostOX must have the easiest internship. Sitting at his desk, looking busy.
13 years ago at 3:10 pm***Background on my name***
13 years ago at 3:40 pmWhen I was a child people called me Georgie or gimp or limp dick. When I was at DeVry people called me Georgeen and still sometimes limp dick. Now they refer to me as a Proud DeVry Alum or fuckstick. Thanks y’all now you know some of my history. BTW They call me limp dick because I once fucked a girl with a limp penis. She liked it (that’s what she told me anyways) and then proceeded to tell all my friends. The world is a cruel place.
***End of history lesson***
It was a secret, FUCK
13 years ago at 1:59 pmDisregard that, I’m a moron
13 years ago at 1:59 pmIt’s ok, we know. ^
13 years ago at 2:47 pmJust in case anyone has forgotten and needs a reminder: A rich, older white man must occupy the White House at all times. (See 2008-2012 for clarification as to why if confused)
13 years ago at 2:08 pmAdjust for Medicare, our top tax bracket will be around 43.4% and when the Bush tax cuts run out, dividends will be taxed at the same amount — almost triple what they are taxed at today. This is fucking ludicrous, DPAD will come back to relevance, and naagers will be living off welfare instead of us using them for trap and skeet type sports.
13 years ago at 7:27 amAt the risk of sounding uninformed, what’s DPAD?
13 years ago at 7:02 amObama’s nickname is renegade aka cock gobbler.
13 years ago at 3:09 pmPretty sure Obama’s codename is ‘Toby’
13 years ago at 5:11 pmYour name is Toby!
13 years ago at 5:26 pmMy codename is Heisenberg.
13 years ago at 5:16 pm^You’re Goddamn Right.
13 years ago at 7:20 pmMontana isn’t even a real state. Go back to Canada.
13 years ago at 10:39 pm^
13 years ago at 11:50 pm^^ your name sucks
13 years ago at 7:57 pm^ Yes it might… But Ted is still FAF
13 years ago at 1:27 amHaving a secret service codename with the same amount of syllables as your real name. TFTC.
13 years ago at 8:34 am