Pulling the "I'm going to pretend I'm asleep no matter how long it takes until she leaves on her own" move. TFM.

  1. Rihanna Deserved It

    flick her twat and tell her if shes not ready for some morning glory hit the fuckin bricks bitch

    13 years ago at 10:02 pm
    1. brostock

      “flick her twat” is one of the greatest combinations of words I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Frat on.

      13 years ago at 11:24 pm
    2. TauPhiDelta1897

      Perfection in 3 words. This right here is why we need a nice move button for comments.

      13 years ago at 2:24 am
  2. Braxton Bragg Comer

    I had to do this to a DZ once. Now I know you may be asking yourself, “Self, why would someone want to pretend to be asleep when it came to a DZ?” Well, my friends, it was a Jacksonville State DZ. If you know what I’m talking about, then I feel for you.

    13 years ago at 5:49 am
    1. Braxton Bragg Comer

      I wouldn’t have even known it existed had Hank Jr. not sang about some cafe being there.

      13 years ago at 8:17 am
  3. Sir Frattington III

    Well…..the fact is that a Pike you all know and love from Montana State wrote this, Frat Hard, and Frat Often!

    13 years ago at 8:10 pm