More Deplorable Spring Break Behavior Captured On Video
8 years ago

Drinking beer out of sweaty college students’ buttholes and off their large breasticles is all the rage during Spring Break 2k17. It’s deplorable behavior, but we’re not here to judge. We’re just here to help you share it with the world for a chance to win prizes.

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Look at this idiot.

He was king of the world for a few seconds before it all fell apart.

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Look at this motherfucker here.

The starfish luge.

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Hey here’s a guy just straight eating ass.

That's how you get pinkeye.

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What would your parents think?

When she's so short that you have to get on your knees so she can grind your sack.

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Again with the seagulls. Leave them alone, man.

Man vs. Seagull Seagull wins round one.

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No it’s cool because this is normal behavior.

That thing is swimming around in his stomach wreaking havoc.

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This is a bad look.

Brian just wanted to party.

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I love the #SharkTankChallenge trend.

Sharks in the water.

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More blatant ass eating in broad daylight.

There you go, Alex. Motorboat the booty.

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The more the merrier.

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Right in the dick.

That was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.

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Lots of alcohol being consumed out of buttholes this year.

The ass waterfall.

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LOTS of boob luges on the beach.

Spring break forevaaaaaa.

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Not in front of the children!

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Could not handle the titties and drowned like a goober.

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She's carrying on a conversation and shit.

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Blows that "sweet nectar" right out of his nose at the end.

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She was like "Fuck it I want some, too."

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Incredible feats of drunken athleticism. @mustycharlos

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To submit your spring break photos and videos, email them to instagram@totalfratmove.com and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line.

  4. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Do you want dysentery? Because this is how you get dysentery.

    8 years ago at 3:13 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Not my tank. And I’m not gonna knock a guy for making a good story.
        I’m generally a peaceful guy so I don’t really bite people and certainly don’t eat them. That goes against oath I took during initiation.

        8 years ago at 10:41 pm