Mr. Rogers Spits Truth In Viral Video

TFM Intern12 years ago

There’s not much to be said about this video, other than it’s fucking incredible, so I’m going to tackle each one of Mr. Rogers’ thought provoking questions head-on…

Do you know what this is?

It’s a fucking tape recorder. Don’t treat me like a simple-minded child, Rogers.

Do you ever imagine things?

I’m imagining Kate Upton’s bouncing rack as we speak.

Are they scary things?

I guess they could be intimidating.

Do you ever imagine things, things you’d like to have?

Are you fucking with me, Rogers? I just said Kate Upton’s bouncing rack.

Did you ever see a cat’s eyes in the dark and wonder what they were?

Don’t get weird on me.

Did you ever pretend about things like that before?

Things like what? Dude you’re freaking me out.

Did you ever grow anything in the garden of your mind?

Look man, if you’re high just tell me. I’ll blaze that shit up with you.

Did you ever think of the many things you’ve learned to do?

Fuck this I’m out of here.

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