My Life Is Complete Again: Jaromir Jagr Is Bringing Back The Mullet
Just two short weeks ago when Jaromir Jagr responded “I don’t care” to a chick who was trying to extort him with a nude picture, I proclaimed that Jaromir Jagr was my favorite hockey player. How can you not respect a man who rocked a mullet for years, is still playing in the NHL at the age of 43, and whose favorite player is himself?
Safe to say Jaromír Jágr had the realest mullet in the game, no wonder why He said his favorite player was himself. pic.twitter.com/uIVvLeWTIV
— Patrick DiMento Jr. (@pdimento9) September 3, 2015
It might be a security blanket thing, seeing as Jagr has been in the NHL since before I was born (he already had two Stanley Cups under his belt by then, too) and I don’t know life without JJ playing professional hockey, I’m not sure. All I know is that I love him. And now, I love him even more.
BREAKING FASHION NEWS: .@68Jagr says he's growing his hair, bringing back the mullet. 'I have to.' #FlaPanthers pic.twitter.com/hkMhbG7b40
— George Richards (@GeorgeRichards) October 5, 2015
A lot of credit for the Return of #JagrMullet has to go to .@strombone1 for getting the ball (of hair) rolling… #FlaPanthers
— George Richards (@GeorgeRichards) October 5, 2015
It’s true, we all have Roberto Luongo to thank for the return of the party on the back of Jagr’s head.
I will make it my mission this year, work 24h around the clock 2 get Jags to bring this puppy back! It's gonna happen pic.twitter.com/NcAiEzmtmU
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 16, 2015
Thanks, Roberto! Here’s some additional publicity for you as a “thank you” present.
Let me tell ya…. Wasn't easy holding that stick there with all that oil on…… pic.twitter.com/eV0gHgXLOQ
— Strombone (@strombone1) November 13, 2014
It’s mullet season in South Florida, baby.
He said it…already started letting the back go https://t.co/EUPeOPwBbs
— George Richards (@GeorgeRichards) October 5, 2015
And so it begins..
[via Twitter]
Image via Twitter

The dude is TFTC in a hockey sense
10 years ago at 5:41 pmHe’s TFTC in any sense.
10 years ago at 5:43 pmMy life would be complete if you brought the forums back, you gave Steve Holt’s computer computer AIDS, and for the love of God stop posting the fucking chive links.
10 years ago at 5:43 pmIf we ever have a pledge named Paul, I now know what his nickname will be.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmAfter being off the radar with his ACL injury, Raffi Torres is bringing back the ‘pathetic shitbird.’
10 years ago at 5:50 pm41 game suspension. Deserves every game.
10 years ago at 7:30 pmI am definitely the only Panthers fan here, but if we win the cup, this is going to be the reason.
10 years ago at 6:44 pmHe’s gonna pull even more strange with that mullet
10 years ago at 6:47 pmIs it just me or does this dude look like Matt Damon in those early pictures?
10 years ago at 8:08 pmI think the TFM users are too young to even know who Jagr is
10 years ago at 10:19 pmWow, that Luongodashian pic is something else
10 years ago at 11:56 am