Nationals Fan Is Offering Two Playoff Tickets In Exchange For A Threesome
It turns out that politicians aren’t the only ones asking for less than moral favors for gifts in our nation’s capital. A 24-year-old Washington Nationals fan took to Craigslist to offer up two free Diamond Club tickets for the Nats’ opening playoff game in exchange for two girls and one threesome. Requirements include two to three photos of these lucky ladies. Since we are all about odds, we are placing the odds of this kid having his fantasy granted at about 1/1.
Here is his full post:
In the defense of the two women who will inevitably end up having sex with this kid in exchange for a Friday night blackout at the ballpark, the Diamond Club does look like a pretty legit spot to get hammered.
Fitting of any rowdy gentleman, this Nats fan ends his post with the golden rule: “This is a no strings attached deal.”
Unfortunately, the fan’s Craigslist post has been flagged for removal..
[via FOX Sports]
Images via Washington Nationals
Not needing the money. TFM
11 years ago at 10:21 am“No strings attached.” TFM
11 years ago at 10:21 am
11 years ago at 10:36 amI remember that skirt Yeaokaywaht from TSM tried to give us a psychology lesson on how to make a chick think a threesome is “her” idea. This is so much easier.
11 years ago at 11:02 amDiamond club is almost as nice as the theta chi chapter at Alabama
11 years ago at 11:35 amHere, son. Take this shot of rotgut and forget what you just said.
11 years ago at 3:33 pmPlease give us a follow up on how this works out
11 years ago at 1:07 pmThat’s a bold move Cotton.
11 years ago at 5:31 amTotal power move trading slam pieces for grand slams
11 years ago at 9:03 pm