Overheard the cashier at the gas station say, "with gas prices so high, I don't think we can afford to smoke." I told her I wanted $120 on pump 6 and a pack of Marlboro Lights and how I hoped this time it would give me a full tank. TFM.

14 years ago
    4. AlphaMale1865

      Yeah but you wouldn’t tell the cashier the amount if using a card, just swipe it and fill it up

      14 years ago at 1:58 am
    5. BROn Paul

      The only problem with that is, is that some gas pumps won’t let you pump more than $75 when you swipe at the pump so you have to run it twice. Easier to walk in hand them your card and tell em to turn the pump on then go pump and go back in and get your tobacco and beer and run it once.

      14 years ago at 3:21 am
  7. Old South AristoFrat

    I’m going to agree with Ron Pual here. No one on this site even has a gas tank that will fit more that $145 in it. It’s called a 32 gallon tank. Look it up on your next suburban order GDI.

    14 years ago at 5:09 am
    1. Old South AristoFrat

      Just kidding, you can’t afford it. Daddy’s Range (that’s fully loaded) costs less.

      14 years ago at 5:11 am
    2. Brodigal Son

      Calling it “daddy’s range.” NF. Having black, silver, and white range rovers in the driveway when you’re back from school. TFM.

      14 years ago at 4:29 pm