How’d you get Hellen Keller drunk? She’s dead. But even if you did, she’d be the perfect slam. You don’t have to feed her drinks for her to stumble all over the place.. you just have to rearrange the furniture. Then when she has to pee, just sit on the toilet with a full on woody. TFTC?
Holy FUCK I am sick of this shit. Confusing you’re for your is one thing. After all, your is two keys easier to type. But confusing your for you’re is just fucking retarded. HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU USED A CONTRACTION?
In other news: Alpha Class’s youtube account got taken off. What a shame!
14 years ago at 7:54 pmWell damn, it was about mother fuckin time.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmThank fucking god, the morons that thought that was a good idea clearly got skull fucked too hard during pledging.
14 years ago at 10:00 am^God*
14 years ago at 12:02 pm^take a Lap*
14 years ago at 12:50 pmHow about no.
14 years ago at 1:50 pmYou got ol’ Rodge on this one.
14 years ago at 7:55 pmmehhgaooolkgleeoshplugneegars
14 years ago at 8:02 pm^This
14 years ago at 10:58 amHelen Keller went to town. Riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her hat. And called ahsdofiuasdofiuf
14 years ago at 8:13 pm^hahahahahaha
14 years ago at 10:06 pmGiggled like a schoolgirl.
14 years ago at 11:09 pmI had to walk out of class for this one
14 years ago at 6:07 amI’m still laughing.. well played sir.
14 years ago at 8:49 amIf i was ragin right now this would have made me piss myself.
14 years ago at 2:24 pmHelen Keller was a socialist piece of shit.
14 years ago at 8:26 pmSay that to her face
14 years ago at 8:45 pmSign*
14 years ago at 10:03 pm^Don’t think that’d work either bub.
14 years ago at 5:34 amPour water on her hands until she understands she’s a socialist.
14 years ago at 10:01 am^damn that was good
14 years ago at 1:37 pmOr dip them in wax.
14 years ago at 8:01 amGod that’s the worst. Everything sounds great in your head and then it all goes to shit when you open your mouth.
14 years ago at 8:48 pmb0ooze haze slam drunk is the equivalent of being helen keller retard drunk
14 years ago at 8:49 pmHow many accounts do you have to make to try to make yourself look cool?
14 years ago at 11:47 pmHow’d you get Hellen Keller drunk? She’s dead. But even if you did, she’d be the perfect slam. You don’t have to feed her drinks for her to stumble all over the place.. you just have to rearrange the furniture. Then when she has to pee, just sit on the toilet with a full on woody. TFTC?
14 years ago at 9:21 pmdisgusting
14 years ago at 10:31 pm^^Read your name, then act on it.
14 years ago at 10:37 pmHey, don’t talk to Flohammed Al Brosef like that
14 years ago at 11:28 pmHe was talking to you there buddy
14 years ago at 10:03 amThat is exactly how it is done.
14 years ago at 12:31 pmWas he really talking to me? Wow, thank you for your brilliant clarification.
14 years ago at 9:00 pmBeing so drunk you’re every word sounds like a Helen Keller catch phrase. FaF
14 years ago at 10:35 pmHoly FUCK I am sick of this shit. Confusing you’re for your is one thing. After all, your is two keys easier to type. But confusing your for you’re is just fucking retarded. HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU USED A CONTRACTION?
14 years ago at 11:12 pm^Your mad bro?
14 years ago at 11:26 pm^^Take a xanax or something bro
14 years ago at 12:33 pmJust sneak up on her. No need to buy her drinks.
14 years ago at 1:39 amSneak, hell you can run at her and she wouldn’t know it was coming!
14 years ago at 9:07 amhaha It’s funny cause she’s blind! Haha sucks to suck!
14 years ago at 7:53 pm