Need A Job? Waka Flocka Flame Is Offering $50K A Year For A Full-Time Blunt Roller
Are you the proud owner of a specialized skill set? Do you possess something that sets you apart from the crowd? Maybe you’re an incredible mathematician or an aspiring engineer. That’s great and all, but as far as Waka Flocka Flame is concerned, you’re not worth his gooch pubes.
Waka Flocka has no interest in your intellectual bullshit or numerical nonsense. Instead, he’s seeking a master blunt roller–someone with the ability to consistently roll the most beautiful reefer the world has ever seen.
I attempted to research the median salary of a professional blunt roller, but my searches were futile.
If you believe your blunt rolling skills are worthy of a $50,000 paycheck, Mr. Flame is eagerly awaiting your application.
All resumes must be sent on a rolling paper or blunts #seriousinquiriesonly #Gpen
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockabsm) September 17, 2014
11 years ago at 2:13 pmOr you can get a pledge to do it
11 years ago at 2:20 pmSuch a pledge thing to say. ^
11 years ago at 4:33 pmPaying people to do something you could do far better than them, but are too lazy to actually do. TFM.
11 years ago at 2:27 pmNot paying pledges to do something you could do far better than them, but are too lazy to actually do. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:55 pmI’ll pay someone $1k a year to spray Redi-Whip into my mouth.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmYou’re out of a job in 3-5 years when he’s declaring for bankruptcy.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmthat’s still 150k-250k dollars for rolling blunts….save the money and invest it. boom you’re a millionaire in a couple of years.
11 years ago at 3:00 pmWhen you find an advisor that can quadruple your money in a couple years, let me know.
11 years ago at 4:26 pmyou also have to take the heat when he inevitably gets busted by the feds
11 years ago at 3:04 pmI wonder why celebrities always file for bankruptcy…
11 years ago at 3:14 pm
11 years ago at 3:14 pmHard hitting news
11 years ago at 3:28 pm
11 years ago at 3:53 pm