The Whisper App Lets You Show Your Dirty Secrets To The World

Some secrets just aren’t safe in a private Facebook group. That’s where the new app Whisper comes in to play. We’ve all done some questionable things in our fraternal career, and now there is a truly anonymous way to share that dirty laundry with the world. Check out a few of these submissions and you’ll understand what I mean.

If I had a nickel...
If I had a nickel…
Don't worry. We hate you back.
Don’t worry. We hate you back.
Maybe you should check out TSM.
Maybe you should check out TSM.
We got a badass over here.
We got a badass over here.
Pledge Nickname: Channing Tatum.
Pledge Nickname: Channing Tatum.
You need to learn the old "Hey, put your number in my phone" technique.
You need to learn the old “Hey, put your number in my phone” technique.
Never keep a man away from his fried chicken at a party.
Never keep a man away from his fried chicken at a party.
As long as it's functional alcoholism, you're good.
As long as it’s functional alcoholism, you’re good.

You sure it wasn't you, champ?
You sure it wasn’t you, champ?

Got something you need to get off your chest? Download the Whisper app HERE. At the very least, you can laugh at all of the weird shit other people are confessing.

  1. Girthquake

    “I’m attracted to the really young boys around my city.” -anonymous TFM wrote

    11 years ago at 12:16 pm
  2. TakeYourPantsOff

    I’m pretty sure they already have a thing on twitter for this called Collegefessions. And it’s equally as pointless

    11 years ago at 1:05 pm
  3. John Hanfrock

    “For a guy in college, I was a little too excited to see that iTunes radio had a frozen station this morning..”
    What the fuck, SFPL. None of this shit is stuff that frat people like.

    11 years ago at 1:07 pm
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    “Functioning alcoholic” is kind of like “paraplegic lap dancer”. It can be done, you’re just not as good as the pros.

    11 years ago at 2:34 pm
  5. BoozinCruizin

    “Wow, I read everything thoroughly, was convinced to download the app, and enjoy it.” Anyone?

    11 years ago at 3:02 pm