New App Will Send Your Girlfriend Automated Texts While You’re Getting Hammered With The Boys
BroApp launched on Sunday in the Android Google Play store. It’s for dudes only. It allows users to fire off “sweet,” coherent text messages to their significant others without actually having to take the time or attempt the treacherous, one-eye-closed disaster waiting to happen. Instead of typing out text messages, users may choose from a selection of automated texts.
When the user first logs on, he is prompted to enter his girlfriend’s name and type up a series of pre-scripted text messages. Then, the app goes to work while he sits back, puts up his feet, and lives the dream by putting zero effort into his relationship.
Another calling card for BroApp is its self-proclaimed intelligence. Labeled “smart” by the app’s developers, it will not send text messages if you are connected to your girlfriend’s Wi-Fi network. Obviously you’ll be with her, your cover will be blown, and she’ll realize you’re a worthless, lazy piece of trash.
There’s more, too. From Mirror News:
It also detects when the user has messaged his girlfriend in real time, or she has messaged him, and it cancels any pre-written texts to avoid arousing suspicion.
Finally, there is a “Girlfriend Intrusion Detector”, which the developers claim will send any inquisitive girlfriends to a list of gifts the user was planning to buy her if she tries to get into BroApp.
The iPhone version will be available soon.
[via Mirror News]
Image via BroApp
I want to insert my penis into my girlfriends anus but she won’t allow it. Will this app help with that?… If not, it should be removed from the app store for being worthless.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmDornstar you probably need this to stop you from dishing out pics of your third leg to high schoolers you pervy animal
11 years ago at 2:38 pmBro, I don’t know this app might be too bro for me
11 years ago at 6:17 pmPutting zero effort into your relationship TFM
11 years ago at 6:21 pmI saw this earlier and thought, “Wow, how ridiculous.”
Here I am now, on my third drink, thinking this is the best damned thing I’ve ever seen.
11 years ago at 6:55 pmCool, man.
11 years ago at 11:44 pmI already see side chicks all over the world feeling some type of way about this..
11 years ago at 9:39 pmhey babe….
11 years ago at 4:27 amMy god what a time to be alive.
11 years ago at 8:06 amQuick get this guy a beer.
11 years ago at 9:17 amThis app is terrible, if I started texting my girlfriend and seeming like I was trying shed be more suspicious than ever.
11 years ago at 12:39 pm