New Coach Taylor PSA For Austin Theater Chain Will Have You Feeling Dillon Panther Nostalgia SO HARD

Coach Taylor is back, and he has released a public service announcement for the Austin-area Alamo Drafthouse movie theater chain: Turn your god damn cell phones off.
Are you wondering why your arm hairs are standing up? It’s the goose bumps, my friend. When Coach Eric Taylor whisper-talks, whether it be to his daughter, his wife, Matt Saracen, or the entire Dillon Panther football team, you fucking listen.
Let’s take a walk down Friday Night Lights memory lane and relive our favorite Eric Taylor moments. NOTE: All good Coach Taylor moments come from his time at Dillon High. East Dillon was a mess that no decent coach like Eric Taylor would ever want to touch.
It’s not always a big “rah rah” speech with Coach Taylor. Sometimes he just wants to talk.
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t lose..
Steve “shit-stain” holt –
You know I’ve never like physics or math but I’m seriously considering going back to school for those in the hopes that I can contribute to the invention of a time machine.
That way I can do the entire world a huge favor by going back time and help your parents abort you.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmNo longer funny.
10 years ago at 4:30 pmNot attempting to be funny, dumbass. Just voicing my opinion.
10 years ago at 10:19 amTFM needs to do one of those videos where they read mean comments, but only Steve Holt needs to read his
10 years ago at 6:57 pmthis article fucking sucks
10 years ago at 7:37 am