New Drug Will Give You The Sensation Of Being On Ecstasy To Prevent You From Drinking

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While you’re getting ready, finalizing plans, and pregaming what some call “amateur night” (for the record, I am not one of those people) scientists in Europe are working with a compound to create a new legal drug to prevent binge drinking. The new drug, known as MEAI, would not only make drinking alcohol less desirable, but it would give you a buzz similar to the feeling of being on ecstasy.

From The Daily Mail:

Professor David Nutt, a psychopharmacologist at Imperial College London and a former Government drugs adviser, now believes Chaperon drugs that reduce the desire to drink may provide a way of tackling the [drinking] problem.He believes MEAI is a potential ‘binge mitigator’ that could be taken at the start of a night out to kick in after a couple of hours to remove the users desire to drink anymore while still giving them a pleasurable feeling that makes people want to drink in the first place.

MEAI gives users a feeling of intoxication similar to the party drug ecstasy while limiting the amount of alcohol they drink.

This sounds downright awful. A drug that makes me repulsed by whiskey and instead gives me the sensation of being on ecstasy? Have you seen people on ecstasy? They always have a giant shit-eating grin on their face, dance like one of those wacky inflatable tube guys out front of used car dealerships, and literally touch everything in sight. No thanks, I’ll stick with good, old-fashioned American booze.

The dude who designed the drug is simply known as Dr. Z. Sounds more like a B-movie spy nemesis than a trustworthy chemist. He’s also the guy behind the banned plant food substance mephedrone, which has been linked to multiple deaths. Not to mention, MEAI has been compared to another drug, PMA, which is highly toxic. So yeah, let’s not fuck with this.

[via The Daily Mail]

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  1. TucoTFM

    Or you can just do what any self-respecting American should do on new years and assume the 5 star hangover and say yes to any and everything offered to you. If you fear the hangover on New Years, you might as well give up drinking, because few days are as justifiable to feel like dog shit the next day as the one we have tonight.

    11 years ago at 1:24 pm
    1. inhocFaF

      Nothing worse than an alcohol based hangover. If anything, your hangover only gets better with drug use. And because of that, only rookies suffer in New Year’s day.

      11 years ago at 3:47 am
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      The man is just trying to diversify his portfolio. Nothing with that.

      11 years ago at 1:29 pm
    1. inhocFaF

      Over under 7 days till Shibby gets exec. Over under 14 days till Shibby gets another boot for saying another curse word.

      #ShibbyCantBreath #happyholidaysDornsMom

      11 years ago at 3:54 am
    1. Dread Pirate Brobert

      It was marketed as being a non-addictive alternative, which makes it even more ironic.

      11 years ago at 4:05 pm
  2. rjbell

    Trying to substitute old American traditions, Europe still hasn’t learned their lesson.

    11 years ago at 1:37 pm