New Website Allows Girls To Crowdfund For Fake Boobs

It seems like crowdfunding is all the rage lately. With movies, bands, and small businesses utilizing this new fundraising technique, it was only a matter of time before sexual enhancements came onto the list. Fear not flat-chested women of the world, you can now allow the horny bastards like me out there to support your dreams of making your shirts fit just a little bit tighter.

MyFreeImplants.com is a relatively new site where female users can message men in order to coax them into providing money for breast augmentation. Male users can contact the girls for the low price of $1 per message, though users are encouraged to use other means in order to amass the estimated $5,500 needed to pump up those chesticles. These “other means” can be anything from a simple nudie pic or video, all the way to something as simple as a picture of a hamburger. There are some weird people out there.

The only rule put in place by the website is that users are not to meet one another in person. While I’m sure this regulation bums out thousands of perverts across the country, it seems like the right call for the girls’ safety.

The site claims that over 1,000 girls have succeeded in their tit-tacular goals, with that number growing all the time. With over 5,000 men eager to make a girl’s dreams (or their own) come true, it looks like there might be some hope for the itty bitty titty committee after all.

[via Slate.com]

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  1. Sleazy Asshole

    If y’all donate $20 to my girlfriend’s fake tits fund, I’ll get her to mail you an autographed photo of them when they’re done.

    12 years ago at 7:20 pm
  2. FrattKuchar

    Is Dorn’s mom participating in this? I’d buy her a pair of sweater kittens just to see them in a turtleneck.

    12 years ago at 10:30 pm
  3. DrFratlove

    Just found my chapter’s newest philanthropy. This is a gift for the world, you guys.

    12 years ago at 6:44 am