New York Giants Cornerback Attributes Improved Performance On The Field To Getting Laid

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There’s no doubt that hours after getting laid, your confidence is at an all time high. You walk with more swagger, you’re poised for the challenges the rest of the day presents, and you have a general aura that broadcasts to the world that you’re the fucking man.

Case in point? New York Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara, who, before this season, was seen as a bit of a disappointment for the G-Men. Well, at least until the former first round pick got laid.

Amukamara, a devout Christian, has been nicknamed “the black Tim Tebow” by his teammates for his lifestyle of no booze, no drugs, and no premarital sex.

That last item on the list is no longer an issue, as Amukamara married his girlfriend of three years, Pilar Davis, at the beginning of the year. Ironically, the two met at a nightclub, after teammates Corey Webster and Aaron Ross essentially pushed Prince her way.

So, after 25 years of sexual frustration, Amukamara has taken a load off–or several–and his play on the field is benefitting from it.

Even his teammates have noticed a significant difference in Prince.

From NJ.com:

“There are a lot of things different about Prince. For one, he’s married, so he’s (enjoying some things that he wasn’t experiencing before he’s married). For a man, that could definitely help him out. For a man … I’m just being honest … it’s helping him out. He walks around with a little more swagger, which is something that we need, which is something that we love,” Rolle said.

“Prince is a guy that keeps everyone upbeat. He’s a funny guy, but when he goes out there playing, you definitely see him being more aggressive, capitalizing on his opportunities and he’s accepting challenges. He’s winning those challenges.”

“I think it all ties into one another, as far as him getting married, being able to [have sex],” Rolle said. “He’s just developing more as a man and accepting challenges and being the dominant player that we need him to be that we know he’s capable of.”

-Antrel Rolle

Amukamara’s statistics have also spiked dramatically. In four games, he already has more interceptions (two) than he’s had in any of his previous three seasons, and he’s currently on pace to make 100 tackles this year.

With statistical improvement like this, maybe there’s hope for Tim Tebow after all.

[via NJ.com]

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  1. Capitalist_Gentleman

    This would explain the LACK of performance and some of the shitty TFM articles.

    11 years ago at 12:59 pm
  2. Howard Stern

    Couldn’t have been hard to stay true to his values at Nebraska, their girls are dogs

    11 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. KushMasterFlex

      ^kike . he’s from Glendale Arizona, I suppose Arizona girls are ugly to. better luck next year

      11 years ago at 2:11 pm
  3. David Brokowitz

    Not getting laid was supposed to help Thad Castle be a first overall pick though

    11 years ago at 2:09 pm
  4. zack065

    Using only two periods at the end of this article agitates me almost as much as the downward spiral of this website. But here I am, leaving a comment. Everybody’s great.

    11 years ago at 3:21 pm
  5. AAisforpussys

    He then preceded to say to the media “Yeah,Yeah I’m getting laid.” What a true American hero

    11 years ago at 2:51 am
  6. WillardFratkins1855

    If I was an Amukamara and was dating his wife, I would be pretty fired up too.

    11 years ago at 4:44 am