New York Giants Fan Loses His Shit After Cowboys Win Game
11 years ago

If you are an NFL fan with a pulse, chances are high that you watched the end of last night’s Cowboys-Giants game.

To an outsider fan with no interest in either team, the final minutes were pure gold. There is nothing more entertaining than watching than Eli Manning herping and derping down the field, two yards away from scoring a touchdown to give the Giants an insurmountable lead, and instead throwing the ball away, stopping the clock and giving Tony Romo a full 1:30 to score the winning touchdown. What a doofus.

It was glorious. To Cowboys fans, it was more than glorious. It was beyond absurd. Adjectives can’t fully describe all the different emotions flowing through Dallas fans’ heads last night.

And then, somewhere up above the Mason-Dixon line, sat stunned Giants fans, paralyzed in disbelief, and angry at God himself for cursing their putrid franchise with the lesser Manning brother and one dementia-suffering Tom Coughlin. Luckily for us, someone (a Jets fan, I assume) was there to film the misery firsthand.

I am so glad the NFL is back.

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  3. Frat Me Maybe

    I wish Grandex would get this upset about Steve Holt articles. I know I do. #firesteveholt

    11 years ago at 6:52 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Wow, how have I not been aware of this account before? I just went back and looked at all your comments, and you sir, are a genius. I mean, there’s a few misfires here and there, but wow.

      11 years ago at 12:10 pm
  6. AndrewFT42

    That fact that you used the word “doofus” in a sentence makes me hate you more than I ever thought possible

    11 years ago at 11:04 pm
  10. Encinia_4

    First off, are we just gunna ignore the fact that their are multiple cases of boat shoes with socks going on

    11 years ago at 10:40 am