Cleveland Indians Fan Wearing Cargos Takes Baseball Facial While Jumping In Front Of Others
I’m a big believer in karma. What goes around, comes around kind of stuff.
There was a great example of it last night when the Cleveland Indians took on the Detroit Tigers in nationally televised primetime baseball on ESPN.
In between innings and after warming up, Indians shortstop Asdrubal Cabrera launched a ball into the outfield stands at Progressive Field. Looking incredibly eager to get his hands on a piece of Indians history, a fan jumped up and ran across his row (in front of at least five other spectators like a total asshole), and put his hands up to catch the ball.
It drilled him square in the schnoz, deservedly.
That’s the kind of karma that happens when you wear cargo shorts and act like an idiot. Apparently, he didn’t even get the ball. Good.
Hey, maybe he should do this every game. I mean, if karma was in full swing, technically he did take one for his team, and the Indians went on to win in spectacular walk-off fashion in the 10th on Michael Brantley’s first career walk-off home run, so something has to be going on, right?
He’ll be an All-Star on ESPN in no time if he can do this on the regular and propel the Tribe to a winning streak they so dearly need–they’re 9.5 games back in the AL Central.
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If you dress like a dip and go through that much trouble. At least make the easy catch for fucks sake.
11 years ago at 1:54 pm
11 years ago at 2:05 pm“Pow right in the kisser” – Peter griffin
11 years ago at 2:18 pmAt least he has enough pockets to store all that pain in.
11 years ago at 4:56 pmgeedsus christ
11 years ago at 6:11 pmWatch him sue The Indians, even though it was completely his fault, and win. Then MLB will create a rule that players can’t throw balls into the stands because of safety reasons. With the pussification of this country, this really could happen.
11 years ago at 7:39 pm“Hey a guy in cargos got nailed in the mouth. You think we can make a column out of this??”
11 years ago at 11:26 pmThis is perfect column material for once
11 years ago at 11:00 amThis is how I’m going to handle anyone who enters my frat castle wearing cargo shorts from now on.
11 years ago at 11:29 pm