NF Confessions: I Cried After Losing My Virginity

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This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.

We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.

  1. I get offended by Halloween costumes. #NFconfessions
  2. I enjoy going down on girls #NFconfessions
  3. I’m proud of my French heritage. #NFConfessions
  4. I read books for fun. #NFconfessions
  5. I dip pouches. #NFconfessions
  6. I’m emotionally invested in drift racing. #NFconfessions
  7. I ride a razor scooter to class. #NFconfessions
  8. I’m in a serious relationship with another fraternity member. #NFconfessions
  9. I’m morally opposed to having pledges do me favors. I see them as equal human beings. #NFconfessions
  10. My car has a 4-cylinder engine. #NFconfessions
  11. I actually want Bernie Sanders to win. #NFconfessions
  12. I enjoy going to wine tastings. #NFconfessions
  13. I cried after losing my virginity. #NFconfessions
  14. I’m Canadian. #NFconfessions
  15. I’m a Fifth Year on this site, but I’ve never been a member of a fraternity. #NFconfessions
  16. Deep down I love wearing cargo shorts. #NFconfessions
  17. I hold my girlfriend’s hand in public. #NFconfessions
  18. I hate shotgunning and chugging beer in all forms. #NFconfessions
  19. I don’t support the Confederate flag. #NFconfessions
  20. Cargo shorts are practical af. #NFconfessions
  21. I have attended 100% of my classes so far this semester. #NFconfessions
  22. I believe using a test bank is ethically and morally reprehensible. #NFconfessions
  23. I prefer to sit near the front during lecture. #NFconfessions
  24. I think Adele’s new song is pure fire. It hits me in the feels. #NFconfessions
  25. I detest southern accents, and southern girls in general. #NFconfessions
  26. I went through a frosted tip phase. #NFconfessions
  27. I shave my arms and legs. #NFconfessions
  28. Per ritual, I have a glass of chardonnay and watch Bravo recordings every Sunday night by myself. #NFconfessions
  29. I avoid altercations and, because of this, I’ve never been in a fight. #NFconfessions
  30. I have a five date rule before hooking up with a girl. #NFconfessions
  31. Justin Bieber puts out bangers. Sorry, it’s true. #NFconfessions
  32. I’m white but I’m pretty much only attracted to black girls. #NFconfessions
  33. I believe anything over a B-cup is too big. #NFconfessions
  34. I’ve never shot a firearm of any kind. #NFconfessions
  35. I’m a pretty good dancer. #NFconfessions
  36. I’m not totally convinced the U.S. government didn’t have something to do with 9/11. #NFconfessions

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    1. Saber and Key

      Just spit balling here, but he’s the only liberal that doesn’t want to take guns away from everyone. Only valid reason I can think of

      10 years ago at 3:21 pm
      1. Stan Marsh

        I won’t vote for Sanders because I support John Kasich, but I definitely believe that Bernie genuinely wants to fix our economy and our country. I just think his policies for fixing the country won’t work.

        10 years ago at 3:29 pm
      2. BillyQuantrill

        No, he doesn’t. He wants to absolutely destroy the market economy because he sees it as mean and unfair. His merry band of worthless losers (who perpetually fail in the market) is cheering him on at every turn.

        10 years ago at 3:36 pm
      3. hutchskolf13

        Thinking that one party wants to destroy this great country is naive at best. All candidates, both democrat and republican, want to help our country. It is closed minds like yours on both sides that hurt our country.

        10 years ago at 3:52 pm
      4. Bastiat

        You honestly believe this? The exact opposite is true. They’re authoritarian sociopaths, virtually to the last one. Both parties believe in the welfare state, both believe in central banking and fiat money, both believe in endless wars, both believe in unconstitutional surveillance, both believe in the income tax, and both believe that government ought to play a role in how people live their personal lives. Neither party gives a damn about the Constitution or your liberties. And that’s just for starters. You think you’re free? You think your wise overlords are just here to serve you? Come on, man. Surely you can’t be that naive.

        10 years ago at 10:34 pm
      5. CooterJack

        He supports something as vile as socialism. A stupid morally bankrupt doctrine that is proven to do damage to societies.

        10 years ago at 3:53 pm
      6. CooterJack

        Also, whether you choose to believe this or not, about half of the Democratic Party agrees completely with Sanders. I would like to point out that that group of people I just mentioned definitely want to tear this country apart because this country stands for Liberty, individual freedom, and rule of law.

        10 years ago at 3:56 pm
      7. Bastiat

        Don’t take Cooter’s word for it (he’s right, by the way). You can check out a free ebook by Tom Woods called “Bernie Sanders is Wrong.” You can get it at Dr. Woods’ website – tomwoods.com

        10 years ago at 10:54 pm
      8. Bastiat

        There’s a historian, Tom Woods, who has a podcast (The Tom Woods Show) who has done some work on socialism and the Scandinavian countries on his show. He also addressed the issue on his other podcast (Contra Krugman, with economist Robert “Bob” Murphy) not long ago.

        10 years ago at 10:51 pm
      9. Loess Hills Panther

        The fact that you’re getting down voted for calling Sanders a Marxist is proof that this site is being overrun with leftist. Fuck Bernie Sanders and his politics, if Scandinavian countries are so great live there. Oh but no one wants to live there now because those countries are actually terrible.

        10 years ago at 1:28 am
      10. DirtyJobsWithMikeBro

        *except in the places it works. Seriously, put down the propaganda and stop spewing bullshit. I’m a huge libertarian but I can admit that socialism can work under certain conditions. It’s not the devil, it’s just an economic system.

        10 years ago at 6:45 pm
      11. Bastiat

        If you can honestly write the words “socialism can work under certain conditions,” then you are not a libertarian. You might have some libertarian instincts, which is great, but you have not absorbed the essential insights of libertarian or classical liberal thought. If you have any doubts about this, then read “Socialism” by Ludwig von Mises. You may also want to check out some recent work from Tom Woods. He has some episodes of his podcast (The Tom Woods Show) in which he breaks down the problems with the socialism myth as it pertains to Scandinavian countries. He also has a free ebook out called “Bernie Sanders is Wrong” on his website, tomwoods.com. I’d also suggest, if you are interested in libertarianism, to check out some of Ron Paul’s books and speeches as a starting point and, above all, check out the Mises Institute. An education in the Austrian School of Economics, along with an education in the libertarian thought of Ludwig von Mises and Murray Rothbard is incredibly vital for libertarians.

        10 years ago at 10:48 pm
      12. truenorthfratdaddy

        Don’t assume that his stance on guns so far is how he truly feels about them. He’s from Brooklyn but represents VT. Taking an anti-gun stance is about the only thing that would lose him his Senate seat, as us Vermonters are pretty serious about our 2A rights. But if he were elected to national office, I suspect he’d start singing a different tune.

        10 years ago at 5:48 pm
      13. SperryHairy

        Considering his popularity with the youth, I would say that his popularity in large part comes from the fact that he wants to make state college education free. What people don’t understand is that this would mean raising the tax rate to 90%. Socialism is a terrible doctrine that doesn’t solve any issue as well as the free market.

        10 years ago at 10:45 pm
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    Most of these are entertaining enough. But the shaving arms and legs and funnily enough the razor scooter one disturbed me the most.

    10 years ago at 3:13 pm
    1. GeebsNotGeeds

      I’m so damn happy you’re back. I thought we had lost you to the Ocean’s depths forever.

      10 years ago at 4:30 pm
  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    Is it weird I don’t find anything wrong with #12? Wine tastings always end in a drunken debacle and girls love them.

    10 years ago at 3:32 pm