NF Confessions: I Cried After Losing My Virginity

TFM Staff10 years ago

This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.

We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.

1. I get offended by Halloween costumes. #NFconfessions
2. I enjoy going down on girls #NFconfessions
3. I’m proud of my French heritage. #NFConfessions
4. I read books for fun. #NFconfessions
5. I dip pouches. #NFconfessions
6. I’m emotionally invested in drift racing. #NFconfessions
7. I ride a razor scooter to class. #NFconfessions
8. I’m in a serious relationship with another fraternity member. #NFconfessions
9. I’m morally opposed to having pledges do me favors. I see them as equal human beings. #NFconfessions
10. My car has a 4-cylinder engine. #NFconfessions
11. I actually want Bernie Sanders to win. #NFconfessions
12. I enjoy going to wine tastings. #NFconfessions
13. I cried after losing my virginity. #NFconfessions
14. I’m Canadian. #NFconfessions
15. I’m a Fifth Year on this site, but I’ve never been a member of a fraternity. #NFconfessions
16. Deep down I love wearing cargo shorts. #NFconfessions
17. I hold my girlfriend’s hand in public. #NFconfessions
18. I hate shotgunning and chugging beer in all forms. #NFconfessions
19. I don’t support the Confederate flag. #NFconfessions
20. Cargo shorts are practical af. #NFconfessions
21. I have attended 100% of my classes so far this semester. #NFconfessions
22. I believe using a test bank is ethically and morally reprehensible. #NFconfessions
23. I prefer to sit near the front during lecture. #NFconfessions
24. I think Adele’s new song is pure fire. It hits me in the feels. #NFconfessions
25. I detest southern accents, and southern girls in general. #NFconfessions
26. I went through a frosted tip phase. #NFconfessions
27. I shave my arms and legs. #NFconfessions
28. Per ritual, I have a glass of chardonnay and watch Bravo recordings every Sunday night by myself. #NFconfessions
29. I avoid altercations and, because of this, I’ve never been in a fight. #NFconfessions
30. I have a five date rule before hooking up with a girl. #NFconfessions
31. Justin Bieber puts out bangers. Sorry, it’s true. #NFconfessions
32. I’m white but I’m pretty much only attracted to black girls. #NFconfessions
33. I believe anything over a B-cup is too big. #NFconfessions
34. I’ve never shot a firearm of any kind. #NFconfessions
35. I’m a pretty good dancer. #NFconfessions
36. I’m not totally convinced the U.S. government didn’t have something to do with 9/11. #NFconfessions

To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous..