NF Confessions: I’m Starting To Like Bieber
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I’m starting to like Bieber. #NFconfessions
- I enjoy reading TSM articles. #NFconfessions
- I have 2 cats…because I like them better than dogs. #NFconfessions
- I brought my skateboard to college. #NFconfessions
- I only smoke strawberry swishers and get drunk after two beers. #NFconfessions
- I kind of felt bad for Flounder in Animal House when his car got wrecked. #NFconfessions
- Sometimes I tell my girl “I love you” just to see her smile. #NFconfessions
- I believe in living a healthy lifestyle, working hard in school, and excelling in sports. #NFconfessions
- I’m dating a girl who adamantly believes in socialized health care. #NFconfessions
- I look at TSM more than TFM. #NFconfessions
- I sit to pee when I have an erection. #NFConfessions
- I’m still in love with my first girlfriend and really don’t try to get laid because of it. #NFconfessions
- I lost my virginity on my wedding night. #NFconfessions
- I made my account the same night I got my bid and then got dropped because my GPA is too low. #NFconfessions
- I drive a Prius. #NFconfessions
- I am a senior and still a virgin. I am waiting for marriage. #NFconfessions
- I don’t drink beer. #NFconfessions
- My truck has EcoBoost. #NFConfessions
- I think The Notebook is a great movie. #NFconfessions
- I’ve never been fishing. #NFConfessions
- I enjoy Skoal Crisp. #NFconfessions
- I became a cop after graduation and actually like it. Downside, I hate fraternities now. #NFconfessions
- I’ve been singing Bieber’s new album in the mirror every mornig for the past couple weeks as part of my new ritual. #NFconfessions
- I ride a bicycle to class, bike helmet included. #NFconfessions
- One Direction is my shit. #NFconfessions
- I’m a vegan, and proud of it. #NFconfessions
- I had never had alcohol before college. The first rush party I ever attended, the most gorgeous girl I had ever seen asked me to go take shots with her in my room. I told her no thanks because I had never had hard alcohol before and wanted to start slow with beers, not realizing that I likely passed on hooking up with her. Never got another chance. #NFconfessions
- I’ve been a unicyclist since I can remember and still ride one today. #NFconfessions
- I’m 44 years old. #NFConfessions
- I’m only 14. #NFconfessions
To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous..
Dorn’s looking for 44
10 years ago at 5:01 pm*No. 30, Goddammit
10 years ago at 5:01 pmWhat does NF stand for?
10 years ago at 5:12 pmNot fuckable. i.e, you
10 years ago at 5:20 pmFound the kid from number 30 ^
10 years ago at 5:34 pmI browse TFM #NFConfessions
10 years ago at 5:36 pmWhat’s with all the love for TSM? I’m a girl and half of the articles I have zero interest in, and a good amount of those are so idiotic that I get annoyed just scrolling through them. And it’s not funny. They need a female jtrain and funnier writers.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmTits out for the boys.
10 years ago at 7:27 pmShow us your tits or you aren’t a girl.
10 years ago at 8:37 pmSorry did the picture of me not make that clear? My bad
10 years ago at 8:41 amTransgender are getting trickier by the beer
10 years ago at 11:33 amYear* but beer makes sense too.
10 years ago at 11:34 amI don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone wearing a bike helmet around campus, Greek or GDI
10 years ago at 7:19 pmI don’t see what’s wrong with wearing a helmet. I think people that hate on bike helmets are honestly ridiculous.
10 years ago at 6:40 amHead Trauma. FaF.
10 years ago at 1:47 pmI’ll fight anyone who talks shit about the Notebook.
10 years ago at 12:37 amSorry is a banger.
10 years ago at 4:33 pm