NF Confessions: I’ve Had Sex In A Prius
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I think Reagan was overrated. #NFconfessions
- I’ve been through a skater phase. #NFconfessions
- I still play Pokemon. #NFconfessions
- I’m an art major. #NFconfessions
- I really want a girlfriend. #NFconfessions
- I miss my ex so much that I started writing poetry. #NFconfessions
- I like Nicholas Sparks books. #NFconfessions
- I drive a PT Cruiser and love it. #NFconfessions
- I once told a girl I support her decision to wait until marriage. #NFconfessions
- I untie my boat shoes before taking them off. #NFconfessions
- I actually considered attending some of the on-campus protests at my school. #NFConfessions
- My crotch smells like cocoa butter. #NFconfessions
- Constantly checking TFM to see if you were posted on the wall. #NFconfessions
- I have an Android. #NFconfessions
- I’m excited that Coldplay is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFconfessions
- I use a belly putter. #NFconfessions
- I’m not satisfied with the current GOP candidates and will likely vote democrat because of it. #NFconfessions
- I’ve had sex in a Prius. #NFConfessions
- Caught myself singing some T. Swift in the shower a few days ago. #NFconfessions
- I support gun control legislation. #NFConfessions
- I am actively searching for employment with multiple non-profit organizations. #NFconfessions
- I joined a crossfit gym. #NFconfessions
- I prefer wine to beer. #NFconfessions
- I’m concerned about the environment. #NFconfessions
- I prefer to watch Pac 12 football over SEC football. #NFconfessions
- I liked Darius Rucker’s version of Wagon Wheel better than OCMS’s. #NFconfessions
- I fully and wholeheartedly support any decision the president makes. #NFconfessions
- I think anal sex is conceptually weird. #NFconfessions
- I will never own any car but a Toyota. #NFConfessions
- I’m considering trying the vegan lifestyle. #NFconfessions
To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous..
Did your parents not know how to spell your name? It’s Dylan not Dillion
10 years ago at 1:13 pmDillYUN.
10 years ago at 1:15 pmI don’t care what people say, T Swift has had some bangers lately.
10 years ago at 1:14 pmEvery Taylor song is a banger and if you disagree you like dick in your butt.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmDon’t ever comment on my shit again.
10 years ago at 2:48 pmShut up homo
10 years ago at 1:13 pmYou just called the Jesus a homo. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, and do not collect $200.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmNobody fucks with the Jesus.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmHow fucking dare that guy to say he likes Darius Rucker’s version better
10 years ago at 1:15 pm#DeafConfessions
10 years ago at 4:32 pmI can except almost all of them except that one. For shame.
10 years ago at 6:46 pmaccept. read a fucking book
10 years ago at 8:02 pmBeing so soft that you write poetry to get over a break up.
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Just kidding. you have to have had a girlfriend for one to break up with you.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmAnd the ability to write.
10 years ago at 8:41 pm9 Is a totally acceptable thing to say when trying to work a blowjob in when you know that sex ain’t gonna happen.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmor anal. 5 years of Catholic school was a blessing and a curse.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmNah man I don’t fuck with the poop chute.
10 years ago at 1:26 pmLiberalism is spreading too fucking quick
10 years ago at 1:17 pmits like the plague but worse
10 years ago at 1:40 pmHell I’d rather have AIDS
10 years ago at 2:44 pmTake about three steps back, chief.
10 years ago at 3:05 pmIt’s spreading faster than AIDS at a Lakers orgy.
10 years ago at 12:12 amCome on Dylan! It’s like George Carlin once said all these guys named Sean,Shaun, and Shawn need to get together and decide how the fuck to spell their name.
10 years ago at 1:18 pmGeorgr Carlin sucks hippy nuts
10 years ago at 1:25 pmIf you prefer Darius Rucker to OCMS you should jump off a cliff and die.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmDo less, chief
10 years ago at 1:21 pmMight be a little bit of an overreaction. Maybe just a simple ear cleaning is necessary, preferably with a hacksaw.
10 years ago at 1:56 pmNo shame in having sex in a Prius as long as it’s not yours.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmTDMATBM (Total Dirty Mike and the Boys Move)
10 years ago at 1:46 pm“Thanks for the F-shack.”
10 years ago at 2:26 pm“They call it a soup kitchen.”
10 years ago at 6:56 pm#17, if you even begin to think about thinking that any Dem will do a better job than any of the Repubs, kindly go lion hunting without a weapon…
10 years ago at 1:26 pmTry reading a book
10 years ago at 3:15 pm