NF Confessions: I’ve Had Sex In A Prius

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This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.

We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.

  1. I think Reagan was overrated. #NFconfessions
  2. I’ve been through a skater phase. #NFconfessions
  3. I still play Pokemon. #NFconfessions
  4. I’m an art major. #NFconfessions
  5. I really want a girlfriend. #NFconfessions
  6. I miss my ex so much that I started writing poetry. #NFconfessions
  7. I like Nicholas Sparks books. #NFconfessions
  8. I drive a PT Cruiser and love it. #NFconfessions
  9. I once told a girl I support her decision to wait until marriage. #NFconfessions
  10. I untie my boat shoes before taking them off. #NFconfessions
  11. I actually considered attending some of the on-campus protests at my school. #NFConfessions
  12. My crotch smells like cocoa butter. #NFconfessions
  13. Constantly checking TFM to see if you were posted on the wall. #NFconfessions
  14. I have an Android. #NFconfessions
  15. I’m excited that Coldplay is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFconfessions
  16. I use a belly putter. #NFconfessions
  17. I’m not satisfied with the current GOP candidates and will likely vote democrat because of it. #NFconfessions
  18. I’ve had sex in a Prius. #NFConfessions
  19. Caught myself singing some T. Swift in the shower a few days ago. #NFconfessions
  20. I support gun control legislation. #NFConfessions
  21. I am actively searching for employment with multiple non-profit organizations. #NFconfessions
  22. I joined a crossfit gym. #NFconfessions
  23. I prefer wine to beer. #NFconfessions
  24. I’m concerned about the environment. #NFconfessions
  25. I prefer to watch Pac 12 football over SEC football. #NFconfessions
  26. I liked Darius Rucker’s version of Wagon Wheel better than OCMS’s. #NFconfessions
  27. I fully and wholeheartedly support any decision the president makes. #NFconfessions
  28. I think anal sex is conceptually weird. #NFconfessions
  29. I will never own any car but a Toyota. #NFConfessions
  30. I’m considering trying the vegan lifestyle. #NFconfessions

To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous.

  1. golfs_finest

    No better way to pass the time on a road trip than breaking out the ‘ol game boy color and starting over in blue version. If you pick bulbasaur, that’s when we start having issues.

    10 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. No plebs need apply

      Not gonna lie, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach when unrealized the internal cartridge battery died to my Silver and blue versions. Deleted all the nostalgia and 1000 hours logged on that game.

      10 years ago at 2:06 pm
    2. ijustcameheretofrat

      Tactically speaking bulbasaur is the best choice because of early game advantages. But that won’t stop me from picking charmander every damn time.

      10 years ago at 2:33 pm
      1. Nigel Fratters

        Tactically speaking? Are you high? You choose Bulb and then Gary grabs Charmander because fire is super effective against Grass. Choosing Squirtle, on the other hand, is the best tactical choice because Gary’s Bulb is only somewhat effective against water. And at the level when it actually means something you’ll have the OG frat hound Growlithe to light his ass up. #SquirtleSquad

        10 years ago at 3:23 pm
      2. ijustcameheretofrat

        Tactically speaking if you look at it from a gym leader perspective. You have rock, water, electric, and grass gyms to start off with. Your main helps you take down the first two and allows you to train others to help with the others gyms. So yeah tactically speaking I’m high.

        10 years ago at 5:44 pm
      3. Mr. Constitution

        I played the whole thing with Charmander the first time. Level 99 Charizard is all you need.

        10 years ago at 9:21 pm
    3. FrayettevilleLegend

      I wish I would have gotten into Pokemon as a kid. This shit sounds interesting and I have no clue what is going on.

      10 years ago at 8:40 pm
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        No. I was actually raised by bears until I was seven. After my human family shot my mother on a bear hunt, they took me in out of pity. I spent the next 5 or so years trying to learn not to kill people with my bare (bear) hands when they came to visit. At 12, I mastered societal norms for humans. However, by then the Pokemon scene had largely faded from my age group.

        10 years ago at 12:08 pm
      2. TooBusyYachting

        Well, it still sounds like your childhood was better than if you were raised Amish.

        10 years ago at 12:26 pm
  2. Merica TFTC

    #24 I mean I hope so. #27 I defend Presidents for their acts but I dont agree all time and cant vote for a republican? Rubio, just do it

    10 years ago at 1:28 pm
    1. Why Your Comment Sucks

      Coldplay actually has some very good hits. Yes, they may be considered “soft” but the music they make is actually high quality and listened to by most people. Furthermore, “Sky Full Of Stars” can be a very useful banger in the right situation.

      10 years ago at 4:02 pm
  3. Frock_Lesnar

    1. Anyone who enjoys the great outdoors should be concerned for the environment, it’s called being a conservationist 2) T Swift is catchy as fuck 3) Keeping people who are mentally or otherwise unfit to own a gun from purchasing them is probably for the best

    10 years ago at 1:43 pm
    1. AEW_360

      Only tryhards and degenerates would say something like “Fuck the environment!” Gotta love the planet if you love yourself

      10 years ago at 2:12 pm
    2. R4PEandPILL4GE

      exactly. you know who was a huge conservationist? Teddy fucking Roosevelt. he is the epitome of TFTC

      10 years ago at 2:20 pm
      1. Rad_pitt

        Being a very accomplished hunter, rancher, AND having a national park named after you is a RFM

        10 years ago at 4:03 pm
      1. reaganbush_16

        Oh so the black guy with “^” gets ups but the white guys don’t? Welcome to 2015

        10 years ago at 7:10 pm
  4. Tommy.Pickles

    #19 is acceptable as Taylor Swift is played constantly on the radio, and every sororstitute who has ever had a guy not text her back ‘relates’ to her lyrics and plays it every moment of every day.

    10 years ago at 1:56 pm
  5. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

    #10: Untying your sperrys has nothing to do with being frat or not frat it’s just a massive waste of time.

    #25: Preferring the Pac12 to the SEC is only noteworthy if you go to an SEC school. With that said, I admit I much prefer to watch whatever the best games are that week rather than my own conference (the Pac12) unless they fall into that category, so I usually spend a lot more time watching the SEC

    #27: It doesn’t matter who the president is or how similar your views are, making an absolute declaration of support is just downright idiotic (for lack of a better term). You are just one example of why we should be able to revoke certain individuals’ right to vote

    10 years ago at 2:06 pm
    1. Why Your Comment Sucks

      Don’t go into too much detail. Also, most users here appreciate a comment with the right amount of comedy and preachism (ones ability to preach to the choir). I have one more piece of advice for you.

      *clears throat*

      SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!

      10 years ago at 4:06 pm
    1. Booze_Hound

      “Fix you” is a phenomenal tune. I’ll take your back to a certain extent on this one.

      10 years ago at 1:45 am