NF Confessions: I’ve Had Sex In A Prius
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I think Reagan was overrated. #NFconfessions
- I’ve been through a skater phase. #NFconfessions
- I still play Pokemon. #NFconfessions
- I’m an art major. #NFconfessions
- I really want a girlfriend. #NFconfessions
- I miss my ex so much that I started writing poetry. #NFconfessions
- I like Nicholas Sparks books. #NFconfessions
- I drive a PT Cruiser and love it. #NFconfessions
- I once told a girl I support her decision to wait until marriage. #NFconfessions
- I untie my boat shoes before taking them off. #NFconfessions
- I actually considered attending some of the on-campus protests at my school. #NFConfessions
- My crotch smells like cocoa butter. #NFconfessions
- Constantly checking TFM to see if you were posted on the wall. #NFconfessions
- I have an Android. #NFconfessions
- I’m excited that Coldplay is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFconfessions
- I use a belly putter. #NFconfessions
- I’m not satisfied with the current GOP candidates and will likely vote democrat because of it. #NFconfessions
- I’ve had sex in a Prius. #NFConfessions
- Caught myself singing some T. Swift in the shower a few days ago. #NFconfessions
- I support gun control legislation. #NFConfessions
- I am actively searching for employment with multiple non-profit organizations. #NFconfessions
- I joined a crossfit gym. #NFconfessions
- I prefer wine to beer. #NFconfessions
- I’m concerned about the environment. #NFconfessions
- I prefer to watch Pac 12 football over SEC football. #NFconfessions
- I liked Darius Rucker’s version of Wagon Wheel better than OCMS’s. #NFconfessions
- I fully and wholeheartedly support any decision the president makes. #NFconfessions
- I think anal sex is conceptually weird. #NFconfessions
- I will never own any car but a Toyota. #NFConfessions
- I’m considering trying the vegan lifestyle. #NFconfessions
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No better way to pass the time on a road trip than breaking out the ‘ol game boy color and starting over in blue version. If you pick bulbasaur, that’s when we start having issues.
10 years ago at 1:26 pmNot gonna lie, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach when unrealized the internal cartridge battery died to my Silver and blue versions. Deleted all the nostalgia and 1000 hours logged on that game.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmTactically speaking bulbasaur is the best choice because of early game advantages. But that won’t stop me from picking charmander every damn time.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmTactically speaking? Are you high? You choose Bulb and then Gary grabs Charmander because fire is super effective against Grass. Choosing Squirtle, on the other hand, is the best tactical choice because Gary’s Bulb is only somewhat effective against water. And at the level when it actually means something you’ll have the OG frat hound Growlithe to light his ass up. #SquirtleSquad
10 years ago at 3:23 pmalways preferred houndoom to growlith
10 years ago at 5:01 pmBecause you are dark
10 years ago at 5:55 pmTactically speaking if you look at it from a gym leader perspective. You have rock, water, electric, and grass gyms to start off with. Your main helps you take down the first two and allows you to train others to help with the others gyms. So yeah tactically speaking I’m high.
10 years ago at 5:44 pmI played the whole thing with Charmander the first time. Level 99 Charizard is all you need.
10 years ago at 9:21 pmShouldn’t you be using a belly putter?
10 years ago at 1:53 pmI wish I would have gotten into Pokemon as a kid. This shit sounds interesting and I have no clue what is going on.
10 years ago at 8:40 pmYou didn’t have pokemon growing up? Are you Amish?
10 years ago at 6:11 amNo. I was actually raised by bears until I was seven. After my human family shot my mother on a bear hunt, they took me in out of pity. I spent the next 5 or so years trying to learn not to kill people with my bare (bear) hands when they came to visit. At 12, I mastered societal norms for humans. However, by then the Pokemon scene had largely faded from my age group.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmWell, it still sounds like your childhood was better than if you were raised Amish.
10 years ago at 12:26 pm#24 I mean I hope so. #27 I defend Presidents for their acts but I dont agree all time and cant vote for a republican? Rubio, just do it
10 years ago at 1:28 pm#20 & #23 make my fucking head spin
10 years ago at 1:31 pmYou know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay
10 years ago at 1:39 pmColdplay actually has some very good hits. Yes, they may be considered “soft” but the music they make is actually high quality and listened to by most people. Furthermore, “Sky Full Of Stars” can be a very useful banger in the right situation.
10 years ago at 4:02 pm1. Anyone who enjoys the great outdoors should be concerned for the environment, it’s called being a conservationist 2) T Swift is catchy as fuck 3) Keeping people who are mentally or otherwise unfit to own a gun from purchasing them is probably for the best
10 years ago at 1:43 pmOnly tryhards and degenerates would say something like “Fuck the environment!” Gotta love the planet if you love yourself
10 years ago at 2:12 pmexactly. you know who was a huge conservationist? Teddy fucking Roosevelt. he is the epitome of TFTC
10 years ago at 2:20 pmBeing a very accomplished hunter, rancher, AND having a national park named after you is a RFM
10 years ago at 4:03 pmThere’s nothing wrong with Pokemon
10 years ago at 1:54 pm^
10 years ago at 2:59 pmThere’s a fucking button for that.
10 years ago at 3:06 pm^
10 years ago at 3:20 pm^
10 years ago at 3:48 pmOh so the black guy with “^” gets ups but the white guys don’t? Welcome to 2015
10 years ago at 7:10 pmIt’s way cooler when he does it though
10 years ago at 11:37 amThe Asian also got dicked also.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmno but there is something wrong with virginity.
10 years ago at 4:25 pm#19 is acceptable as Taylor Swift is played constantly on the radio, and every sororstitute who has ever had a guy not text her back ‘relates’ to her lyrics and plays it every moment of every day.
10 years ago at 1:56 pm#10: Untying your sperrys has nothing to do with being frat or not frat it’s just a massive waste of time.
#25: Preferring the Pac12 to the SEC is only noteworthy if you go to an SEC school. With that said, I admit I much prefer to watch whatever the best games are that week rather than my own conference (the Pac12) unless they fall into that category, so I usually spend a lot more time watching the SEC
#27: It doesn’t matter who the president is or how similar your views are, making an absolute declaration of support is just downright idiotic (for lack of a better term). You are just one example of why we should be able to revoke certain individuals’ right to vote
10 years ago at 2:06 pmDon’t go into too much detail. Also, most users here appreciate a comment with the right amount of comedy and preachism (ones ability to preach to the choir). I have one more piece of advice for you.
*clears throat*
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!
10 years ago at 4:06 pmUsing a belly putter is not NF in the slightest.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmIf not liking Coldplay is wrong I don’t wanna be right.
10 years ago at 2:56 pm“Fix you” is a phenomenal tune. I’ll take your back to a certain extent on this one.
10 years ago at 1:45 am