NF Confessions: I’ve Had Sex In A Prius
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I think Reagan was overrated. #NFconfessions
- I’ve been through a skater phase. #NFconfessions
- I still play Pokemon. #NFconfessions
- I’m an art major. #NFconfessions
- I really want a girlfriend. #NFconfessions
- I miss my ex so much that I started writing poetry. #NFconfessions
- I like Nicholas Sparks books. #NFconfessions
- I drive a PT Cruiser and love it. #NFconfessions
- I once told a girl I support her decision to wait until marriage. #NFconfessions
- I untie my boat shoes before taking them off. #NFconfessions
- I actually considered attending some of the on-campus protests at my school. #NFConfessions
- My crotch smells like cocoa butter. #NFconfessions
- Constantly checking TFM to see if you were posted on the wall. #NFconfessions
- I have an Android. #NFconfessions
- I’m excited that Coldplay is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFconfessions
- I use a belly putter. #NFconfessions
- I’m not satisfied with the current GOP candidates and will likely vote democrat because of it. #NFconfessions
- I’ve had sex in a Prius. #NFConfessions
- Caught myself singing some T. Swift in the shower a few days ago. #NFconfessions
- I support gun control legislation. #NFConfessions
- I am actively searching for employment with multiple non-profit organizations. #NFconfessions
- I joined a crossfit gym. #NFconfessions
- I prefer wine to beer. #NFconfessions
- I’m concerned about the environment. #NFconfessions
- I prefer to watch Pac 12 football over SEC football. #NFconfessions
- I liked Darius Rucker’s version of Wagon Wheel better than OCMS’s. #NFconfessions
- I fully and wholeheartedly support any decision the president makes. #NFconfessions
- I think anal sex is conceptually weird. #NFconfessions
- I will never own any car but a Toyota. #NFConfessions
- I’m considering trying the vegan lifestyle. #NFconfessions
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Pac12 after dark is some of the most exciting football in the country
10 years ago at 3:10 pmThe only NF Toyota is a Prius. Tundras, tacomas, 4runners, etc are all great and Toyota uses more American parts than any other car manufacturer, even the American companies….sad but true
10 years ago at 3:16 pmBro have you forgotten the Avalon, Camry, Corrolla, Sienna, Venza, or Yaris. New Toyotas are shit compared to their 80s and 90s selves with their AE86, their Celicas and Supras and their live axle trucks without that stupid ifs shit. Only reputable car under that badge now is the FRS/BRZ/GT86
10 years ago at 7:13 pmSlow your roll, Paul Walker
10 years ago at 7:43 pmHey thanks
10 years ago at 10:23 pmI completely agree that they’re going in the wrong direction but not gonna say Toyota overall is NF. And as lame as the Camry is it uses more American parts than any other car in the world.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmPokemon is perfectly acceptable, especially compared to voting left.
10 years ago at 3:41 pmI relate emotionally to my slams. #NFConfessions.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmSome of these just made me angry. Mostly the ones about voting Democrat and supporting gun control etc. However, I totally agree that Buttstuff is weird. Definitely try it, but not worth making it a habit.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmSome men just want to watch the world burn..
10 years ago at 4:53 pm#23 eh, could go either way with that one. Just don’t drink with a stem glass and inflate the price of the bottle if people ask.
You look sophisticated, ladies are following you around for a drink, and you’ll know if someone is taking from your stash during festivities.
Perfect drink next to blended scotch in my book.
10 years ago at 7:03 pm#20 and #26 can both go catch herpesyphillitis from al-Baghdadi’s favorite goat
10 years ago at 7:39 pmSex in a Prius is rather impressive, actually.
10 years ago at 12:07 amFuck yeah, I made it. Probably because I can’t think of actually frat things.
10 years ago at 9:00 am