NF Confessions: I’ve Had Sex In A Prius

TFM Staff10 years ago

This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.

We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.

1. I think Reagan was overrated. #NFconfessions
2. I’ve been through a skater phase. #NFconfessions
3. I still play Pokemon. #NFconfessions
4. I’m an art major. #NFconfessions
5. I really want a girlfriend. #NFconfessions
6. I miss my ex so much that I started writing poetry. #NFconfessions
7. I like Nicholas Sparks books. #NFconfessions
8. I drive a PT Cruiser and love it. #NFconfessions
9. I once told a girl I support her decision to wait until marriage. #NFconfessions
10. I untie my boat shoes before taking them off. #NFconfessions
11. I actually considered attending some of the on-campus protests at my school. #NFConfessions
12. My crotch smells like cocoa butter. #NFconfessions
13. Constantly checking TFM to see if you were posted on the wall. #NFconfessions
14. I have an Android. #NFconfessions
15. I’m excited that Coldplay is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFconfessions
16. I use a belly putter. #NFconfessions
17. I’m not satisfied with the current GOP candidates and will likely vote democrat because of it. #NFconfessions
18. I’ve had sex in a Prius. #NFConfessions
19. Caught myself singing some T. Swift in the shower a few days ago. #NFconfessions
20. I support gun control legislation. #NFConfessions
21. I am actively searching for employment with multiple non-profit organizations. #NFconfessions
22. I joined a crossfit gym. #NFconfessions
23. I prefer wine to beer. #NFconfessions
24. I’m concerned about the environment. #NFconfessions
25. I prefer to watch Pac 12 football over SEC football. #NFconfessions
26. I liked Darius Rucker’s version of Wagon Wheel better than OCMS’s. #NFconfessions
27. I fully and wholeheartedly support any decision the president makes. #NFconfessions
28. I think anal sex is conceptually weird. #NFconfessions
29. I will never own any car but a Toyota. #NFConfessions
30. I’m considering trying the vegan lifestyle. #NFconfessions

To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous..